Le grand restaurant Page #4

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You'll pay me for that, you villain!

Infamy, what a shame!

- Don't touch that, you scoundrel.

- What is it?

Don't touch it. It is me, who rules here.

- Where is your hat?

- I don't have one.

- It's a little too big.

- I guess so.

- No. My godson will take care of that.

- I like him.

And remember. Act nicely in the hall.

- Is it carmel?

- It's not your business. Go on.

I know I'm a coward.

So what? Move it, godchild.

- Oh my God.

- What is it?

Please don't get anxiously excited.

That was a surprise.

- Excuse me?

- Where is president?

He's here. Not here. I don't understand.

- He is.

- Where?

- He was here.

- President disappeared.

President was abducted.

He's afraid of surprises, so he went outdoors.

Nice joke.

- I'll call the police.

- Hurry up.

Where is he?

Mr President. He's not here.

Why are you standing like that?

Not here. Mr President!

What are you staring at?

Mr President!

Let me pass.

What's happened?

Have you seen here a huge, well-built

man?

It's only me, who's similar to your description at this place.

- Please listen to me, my Marcell.

- Yes?

You're unkind. Really, very unkind.

At Septime's. Yes, in the restaurant.

Police will be coming here shortly.

- And what?

- Please take a seat. I've seen him.

He'll come here in a minute. Nothing bad

has happened.

Music! Go on, play!

Get out of my way!

Get out of my way!

- Did you see him?

- Yes, he'll come here in a minute.

Is he there?

What happened?

- Nothing. We'll find him.

- Yes?

Everything'll be all right. Don't tell

it to the police, because I'll get ruined.

You never know.

Everything is okay.

"Abduction of the head of the country in

a famous french restaurant".

Getting better and better.

A head of foreign country was

stolen in your restaurant.

It's about France honour, breaking the

diplomatic relations. It might even...

...cause a war. My congratulations.

And you didn't want to call the police?

- I've completely lost my mind.

- Have you regained it already?

- What?

- Your mind.

Can't you see?

Please consider one thing:

president has disappeared at your restaurant

and you are the one who's going to find him.

- That's not my fault.

- Has he disappeared at your restaurant, or not?

Yes.

- You are the first suspect.

- What?!

It'd be different, if it was a cooker. But

president?

- Is it so funny?

- Not at all, mr. comissioner.

Indeed.

That was a planned abduction.

- Terrorists had their plugs.

- Plugs? Where?

- In your pub.

- Don't offend me.

- Do you trust your staff?

- Just like I trust myself.

Indeed. Let's talk about you.

You're a bachelor.

With your age, is such silhouette...

...a normal thing?.

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