Last Weekend

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- Thank you.

- I'll take care of it.

- Talk to you later.

- Okay.

You should have called.

I...

Oh.

I didn't know

you had even landed.

Sorry.

I thought...

You're here.

Hi.

- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

Why is your hair so sticky?

Oh.

You have to meet Luke.

Where is he?

Luke!

He's the boyfriend, right?

No, no.

He is not my boyfriend.

Okay, okay.

Just lover?

Nora?

Hello.

Celia, it's been so long.

Mwah.

Oh, oh.

- Mwah.

- Okay.

How continental we are

these days.

I guess that's how it is

in Hollywood.

Celia, this is Sean Oakes.

Hi. Great to meet you.

- Hello.

- Hi.

Hey, I-I'm Luke.

Oh, Mom, this is Luke Caswell.

Yes, I-I know.

I suppose I could say

I've heard so much about you,

except that I haven't

because Theo never

tells his parents anything.

I've been busy.

Thank you so much for having us.

The weather is perfect.

Yeah, you have

a really beautiful home here.

Yes.

Well, you all must be exhausted.

Do you get service here now?

I just need to check in

with my assistant.

No.

We still don't get cell service

on the property.

No one does in the bay.

Sometimes you can get

a text message.

Everyone thinks it's charming.

It's goddamn annoying.

You'll have to call from inside.

Come on.

Roger and Vanessa are bringing

all the food I ordered

from Ikeda's.

Hope they get here soon,

or we might have to start eating

our limbs like the Donner party.

Who wants iced tea?

Hey.

"Welcome to our cabin."

That's cute.

Is that what we're calling

Tahoe lake houses these days?

Theo, stop it.

I bought it from that lady

at the farmers' market

who sells local folk art.

"Made in China."

Well, why don't you show

everyone where they're sleeping?

Nora, you'll be

in the front guest room.

Theo, you and Luke

will be in your old room.

Whoa, why aren't we staying

in the guest house

or in the Stone Room?

Your brother and Vanessa

will be in the guest house.

I thought you'd want to be

in your old room.

Right.

I'm almost 30, and I want

to stay in my childhood bedroom.

It doesn't even have

a double bed.

Well, put the beds together.

Mm-mm.

No, we're sleeping

in the Stone Room.

Fine.

I don't care.

Put your friend...

What's her name, the actress?

Blake.

Put Blake and her guest

in your room,

though the Stone Room gets cold,

remember,

and I don't want you leaving

the electric heater on at night.

You'll burn the place down.

And that enormous car...

Is it going to stay

in the driveway?

Where did it come from?

Did you rent it?

What does it matter?

I just don't like you driving.

Mom, why do you care?

You have never been completely

comfortable behind the wheel,

and you live in New York.

No one ever drives in New York.

We're going up.

Come on.

I only want you to be safe.

Ah, and here we are,

the Stone Room.

- It's beautiful.

- Yeah.

I thought you said

that your mom was crazy.

She is crazy.

No, she's not.

Okay, most people

have trains of thought.

My mom has, like, 15,000 Post-it

notes flapping around.

She seems fun,

more fun than my family.

I mean...

Is that the guest house?

No, that is

where the caretaker lives.

That is the guest house.

It used to belong to this couple

from Nob Hill.

They drank a lot.

Ugh.

Hey, how come you don't live

in San Francisco?

Oh, my parents.

I love them, but it...

We just shouldn't spend

too much time

very close together, you know?

Yeah.

Is this your old room?

Yeah.

Oh.

It is so cute.

Guess so.

Oh, uh, don't...

don't touch those.

Sorry.

It's okay.

God damn it!

Don't you have to hit pound

at the end?

Babe, I just think that...

No.

You need to tell your parents

at some point.

It's not like

they won't find out.

Right, I should just walk

in the door and announce it.

Maybe this happened

for a reason.

Why does there have to be

a reason?

You said it yourself.

You hated working at Watkins.

It was a stupid,

dipshit mistake, okay?

Nothing more than that.

What happened?

- Nothing.

- Don't I get a hello?

Hi.

Vanessa, what happened?

I don't know.

I just...

He always takes everything

so personally.

I'll get the cart and help you

unload the car.

Thank you so much.

It's nice to see you.

Of course.

I brought you this just as,

you know, a thank-you

for having us and everything.

You don't need to do that.

You don't need to do anything.

We'll open this later.

Sure.

The produce looks...

wonderful.

- Doesn't it?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, you brought us

some of your water.

Such a cute name...

FreshWater.

How are things going with that?

Great.

Um, we just introduced

two new flavors,

and we're going to be

in Whole Foods next month.

Yeah, I just...

you know,

I thought it would be fun.

I totally understand

if nobody wants any of it.

Don't be absurd.

Of course people will drink it.

It's water.

Go ahead and get yourself

settled in the guest house.

It looks like Roger

might need you.

And try to find out

what he's so upset about.

We brought you this.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

This is perfect.

You know I hate getting things.

I mean, where would I put them?

This place is completely full.

I mean, this is wonderful...

preserves,

mandarin pumpkin butter.

Oh, ginger Asian pear.

We can eat this all up,

throw this away,

and it'll be

like it was never here.

- I'm so glad.

- Mm.

Whoo!

What in the world?

- Hey!

- Whoo!

That was great.

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