Last Vegas

Synopsis: Billy (Michael Douglas), Paddy (Robert De Niro), Archie (Morgan Freeman) and Sam (Kevin Kline) have been best friends since childhood. So when Billy, the group's sworn bachelor, finally proposes to his thirty-something (of course) girlfriend, the four head to Las Vegas with a plan to stop acting their age and relive their glory days. However, upon arriving, the four quickly realize that the decades have transformed Sin City and tested their friendship in ways they never imagined. The Rat Pack may have once played the Sands and Cirque du Soleil may now rule the Strip, but it's these four who are taking over Vegas.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Jon Turteltaub
Production: CBS Films
  4 wins & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

- This is great, man.

- Look at you.

- This one's a riot.

- That's so cute.

- Guys, look at this.

- That's a keeper.

- That's a keeper, Pat.

- Paddy, you are one ugly kid.

- Hideous.

- A monster.

- Prick.

- A**hole.

Gentlemen, such language

in front of my girl?

- She's not your girl.

- Pat is right.

- Thank you, Pat.

- Hey! Well,

look at what we have here.

The Flatbush Four.

Or whatever stupid name

you call yourselves.

Hey, where'd you jerks get the quarters

for these pictures, huh?

You stealing from my old man's

till again, Sammy?

Come on, Danny,

Sam didn't steal a thing.

- How would you know?

- Because I did.

How many weeks has it been

since you've been paid, Sam?



So until he gets paid,

we're gonna take everything

you owe.

Nobody cheats us.

Billy, you moron,

he'll kick your ass.

That's right, moron. Unh!

No one calls us names

except for us.

This fight is gonna make us legends.


Kick, kick, kick.

Kick, kick, kick.

- I... Kick, kick.

- Kick, kick.

Side, side.

- Come on. Come on.

- And step, step.

- What?

- All right, just do it.

- It's good for your knee.

- It's good for my knees,

but it's destroying my soul.

Sam, shush.

She can't hear me.

None of them can hear me.

Looking good, Gloria.

Oh, sorry, did I just step on your foot,

or was that your breast?

- Row and row and row.

- See?

Now, ladies, show us what you got.

Show us what you got.

Come on, gents, you can do it too.

- Ira?

- What, Sam?

No, I was just... Just checking.

Now grind it, grind it, grind it.

You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are gray

You'll never know, dear

How much I love you

Pop, what are you doing? You're not

supposed to be lifting anything heavy.

Man, she got a bit of an ass on her,

but I don't think that qualifies as heavy.

- Okay.

- Let me take care of her today.

Your only job is to relax. We don't want

another episode, do we?

All right,

I organized your medication,

I programmed the alarms

on your phone,

and I put the schedule

on the fridge.



Good. All right.

- Say bye to Grandpa.

- Uh,

- call me if you need anything at all.

- Sure thing.

- All right. I put a hoodie in there.

- Bye, Blakey!

See you this evening, sweetie.

- The sippy cup?

- I hate that.

Remember Grandpa loves you!

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.

You'll be saying "Wow!"

every time you use this towel.

It's like a shammy, it's like

a towel, it's like a sponge.

A regular towel doesn't work wet.

This works wet or dry.

This is for the house,

the car, the boat, the RV.

ShamWow holds 12 times

its weight in liquid.


Go away, I got a bat.

It's Elizabeth, your neighbor.

I brought you soup.

That's why I have the bat.

Hey, Mr. C. It's potato leek.

Yeah, I know. Something funny

happened with the leeks.

- Can we just pretend again?

- I can't wait to taste your soup.

- Heh.

- Thank you.

You're welcome. Wait, there's a

free concert tonight in Prospect Park,

and I was gonna take

my grandmother,

and I thought you two might,

I don't know, get along okay.

- Elizabeth. Elizabeth.

- She's really funny.

Listen please.

You're a pretty young lady.

I bet the boys are attracted to you

as long as you don't give them

anything to eat.

But I have a word of advice:

find a man,

don't let him get

anywhere near your kitchen,

get him married to you

or your grandmother,

and please just give me some peace.

It's been almost a year

since Sophie died.

Find a man.

And stop bringing me soup.

Are you kidding? That's great news.

And we're expanding our offices

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Dan Fogelman

Dan Fogelman is an American television producer and screenwriter whose screenplays include Tangled, as well as Crazy, Stupid, Love, and the Pixar film Cars. more…

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