
Last Man Standing
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2011
- 30 min
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That's definitely our girl.
We found her.
She's at the
Move.
Go, go, go.
Clear left.
Clear right.
- One up.
- Two up.
- Three clear.
- Room clear.
Put your gun on the counter.
- Clear left.
- Clear right.
Right. Call your boss.
Sir!
Watch your right!
We got her!
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Back off.
Back off!
No more throwing
your magic wand, princess.
I was just putting
a spell on that house...
Yes, while that might
make purr-fect sense,
Mommy just doesn't
want to have to...
climb through
the bushes again
But Daddy says cats love...
climbing through bushes.
I'll climb in the bushes.
No, you won't,
'Mean' Joe Greene.
Now, which one of you
witches, goblins,
midgets, and ghouls
can tell me...
why penguins waddle?
Is that Nick?
Yes, that would
be my husband.
Because their legs are set
very far back on their body.
That's not that interesting,
though, huh?
I guess you guys want
Okay, hold on.
Here we go, kids. Ready?
Open your bags.
Here we go.
All right.
You guys be good.
And stay out of politics.
All right,
my little linebacker.
Time for us to go home.
We have a long walk
all the way across the street.
Good night, Char.
See you tomorrow, Abby.
Nice costume, Nick.
What costume, Charlotte?
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, honey.
Look at all my candy!
Wow, you're gonna be up for,
like, days, huh?
Come on.
Let's go inside, guys.
So, then the princess
turned into a dragon...
A princess
turned into a dragon?
Yeah, that's my part
of the story, Mommy.
Tomorrow night,
we can change it back.
But tonight,
the princess is a dragon.
So, then you know
what happened?
The next thing
that happened...
Will you tell me a story?
Yeah.
There once was
a handsome prince...
I like it already.
...Who was madly in love...
with a beautiful,
dark-haired knight.
Knight?
You know, it was
a very progressive realm.
What?
The knight was a woman.
Come on, Turbo!
Okay, Mommy, I'm ready!
Okay, good!
Come on.
Okay. All right.
Have a good day.
Have fun.
Haley, don't run.
She's all right.
Brian's out of town
for three weeks.
So you know what they say
when the cat's away?
Exactly.
Why don't you come
over this weekend?
Board games, barbecue.
- Hey, honey.
- Help!
Our computers are down, honey.
We're dead in the water.
Well, did you try to reboot?
I won't even touch that thing.
Okay. Do you want me
to come by?
Yeah. Would you, please?
All right.
I'll be right there.
You see this?
Now, this microchip
goes under Gatsby's fur.
So if he ever runs away again,
we can find him right away.
Now, the number on the side
here is his tracking number.
I'm gonna type this number
into our computer...
so we can see where
Gatsby is at all times.
And he'll never
get lost again?
Never again.
Okay.
Okay. It's a deal,
then, right?
So, I'll see you and
Gatsby on Thursday.
All right.
All right, pal.
Thank you.
My savior.
Hey, baby.
Hi.
Come on.
So I got this blue screen,
and then every computer in the
place just froze up, honey.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah.
But my computer-genius wife
can fix it, right?
How did we ever function
before computers?
Remember the pencil?
Suddenly, I feel
so completely inept.
You're the most
'ept' man I know.
Is 'ept' a word?
my computer or what?
That fast, huh?
Why the military ever let
a tech whiz like you go,
I'll never know.
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