Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant Page #4

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Mr. Gaye,

I want to ask you,

will you help spare the jobs

of everyone in this room

and thousands of others

nationwide?

Seems like a hassle. Pass!

I'm gonna pass!

No. Mr. Gaye!

- Larry.

What? What? What?

We need you.

Our livelihood depends on it.

Fine, I'll do it.

- I'll do it!

Ladies and gentlemen

of the FAFAFA, worry not!

I will take on this scourge

and I will win.

Nothing on God's green Earth

will stop me!

- -Thank you, Mr. Gaye.

Thank you.

As long as it's not on a Tuesday morning.

I have a Zumba class.

Okay.

Or Saturdays at 3:00. I have a

standing body wax. Gotta do that.

Wednesdays aren't great.

Hump day.

And I take

that quite literally.

- You know what I'm talking about.

- Thank you, Mr. Gaye.

Larry Gaye,

ladies and gentlemen.

- Larry Gaye, thank you.

- You got it.

Larry!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

aboard Federated Airlines Flight 75

with non-stop service

to Los Angeles.

We'll be taxiing

in just a few moments.

But first, allow me

to demonstrate

the safety features

of our Boeing 737.

Nathan. Thank you.

You fasten the seatbelt

by inserting the metal end

into the expectant buckle.

A little at first, you know,

just enough to

tease the buckle.

You want some of that?

Hmm, yeah.

Ohh!

Take that buckle.

Take it! Yeah.

- Mmm, yeah.

-

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And finally, when that buckle

just can't take any more,

you pull on this thing

to release it.

We don't anticipate it, but should

there be a change in cabin pressure,

your oxygen mask

will drop down.

You place the mask

over your mouth, like so.

Mmm, yeah.

Okay.

For those of you seated

in an emergency exit row,

like, uh, I don't know,

say you.

If called upon to open

the emergency door, well,

you're gonna pull

on that big lever.

Yeah, yeah, you're gonna

pull on it real nice

Ooh, I bet you know how to

pull that thing just right.

Yeah, you know

what I'm talking about.

You know

what I'm talking about,

-you naughty little tart.

Flight attendants,

please be seated for take-off.

Okay. Power down

all electronic devices.

We'll be up in the air shortly.

Thank you, everybody.

We have got a live one in 10b.

I think those instructions

could have been clearer.

Uh, folks, we're about

to start our in-flight movie,

License to Chill.

Audio can be found

on Channel 10.

- Hey, Nate, can you grab the

disk out of my bag? -Yeah.

Gaye, I asked for a Fresca

five minutes ago.

What happened?

Did you trip over your skirt?

So sorry, I was, uh...

I was about to bring it in.

Well, maybe if you spent less time flirting

with your little gal pal over there,

you'd be able

to focus on your job.

I already do focus on my job

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