Lap Dance Page #6

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And you see-see

done-done this thang again

It's only right

that I be fit with a queen

'Cause I'm

the California king

Wanna Cali-fornicate

Put your back up, baby

Drop it to the ground,

make them squares go crazy

Girl, what your man

done for you lately?

Yeah, I know you like the way

I rap over break beats

Somebody come beside me

I'm grinding with a girl

And she be having

my baby

Did I forget to mention

If you wanted to give her

attention

All you had to do...

You know, your body

like a snake

There's venom in your denim

Don't know how much

I can take

Before I'm standing

at attention

I see you work it, baby

The main perk, baby

You got my grown ass

drooling like the Gerber baby

Turn around with it,

show me your La Perla, baby

To the ground with it,

drive a nigga stir-crazy

Apply a little pressure

and get it right back

You got your girls,

and what you tell them

You'll be right back

Building up steam, girl

God as my witness,

what you got in them britches

Should be labelled

obscene

'Cause I ain't never seen

half the things

That you do in them jeans

Do you bang with it?

I'm gonna just lay,

you can rock with it

I'll take you to the crib,

do a whop in it

Go ahead, make them drop,

I'mma watch

And it's not that

I can't dance

It's what you ought

to lean to

That ain't a pistol

in my pants

I'm just happy to see you

How much money

did you make tonight?

About 700.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Just going to...

here on the lip.

Babe.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No kissing.

I got all that stuff

from the club on me.

Men and smoke.

I got to shower.

Besides, I'm sore

from all that walking...

and grinding.

Yeah, sure.

Can't we just

do it in the morning?

Make sure you wash up

real good.

I don't know where

that money's been.

What's that supposed

to mean?

Nothing.

Look, I'm in control.

If you want me to quit,

I'll quit.

Just cruise

Let me ask you

a question.

Humour me with this.

How is it that

y'all over here

just drinking

my fine liquor

and just having a big time,

but ain't one of you

out on the floor making a dime?

How is that possible?

Matt, don't I always

tip out?

Hmm.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, you do.

Yes.

That is... That is a good answer.

That is a good answer.

But like y'all,

I have a J-O-B too, don't I?

Just like you,

to stay on top of you

to make sure

you're doing yours.

Oh, you know I always

tip out.

I am the club.

You know that.

Say it. Say it.

All right.

All right, Lexus.

You are the club.

But the B-F-L is the eagle

shits every night.

Me.

That means you're tipping out

to me.

Ain't no joking

about that.

That's just how it is.

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