Land Of The Lost Page #3

as a prisoner and a slave.

So you gonna buy anything?

Yeah, fine.

Hey Earn, taking these guys

to the cave. Watch the store.

Close your mouth while you're

breathing like we talked about.

Making everybody over here feel wierd.

Prepare to meet your darkest fears inside

the depths of the Devil's Canyon mystery cave!

Rule number one, keep your

arms and legs inside the boat.

Rule number two, have

a kick ass awesome time!

But be warned...

You may get wet.

I'm sorry, may?

Actually, I need to know

this equipment cannot get wet.

Not you, Mary Poppins

Bam-chica-wow-wow...

Say that again, and I'll drown you.

Good to go!

Woo, cave ride begins!

Woo!

They all just say this old cave is a hundred

years old and holds a thousand mysteries.

Or is it thousand years

old, and a hundred mysteries.

Well that my friends, is

just one of the mysteries.

Say what you will my man, as a showman.

Without a doubt.

This cave is most infamous for the

legend of the Devil's Canyon lizard man.

He's been seen around these

parts since the pilgrim times.

Snapping his claws, hissin,

tryin' to eat people up.

Lurking about in the dark

dark shadows of this very cave.

But those are just legends, aren't they?

Aren't they?!

Are you asking us?

No, no.

Earnie! Aren't they?

Here it comes, Will!

Oh god!

The lizard man!

You're paying for that.

I most definitely am not.

You know I'm sitting here trying to

give you guys a really awesome adventure,

and you guys are giving

me nothing in return!

I got the gloves on,

the hat, the pageantry!

Holly, I'm getting a

strong Tachyon reading!

I think I can boost the hell out

of this signal with a resonant wave!

Go for it!

You guys don't even care.

No no, there are no

showtunes on this ride!

Something's happening!

Is this part of the ride?!

Nah, this ain't me!

It's an earthquake!

Greatest earthquake ever known!

Marshall, I think you should turn it up!

The meter!

We're moving!

This isn't me, this isn't me!

Why are we moving so fast?!

Do I look like I know what's going on?!

What's that sound?!

Is there a waterfall in here?!

Hell no dude, this

isn't even a real stream!

It's industrial run off of the

soap factory down the street!

What is that?!

Oh sh*t!

This is not a routine expedition!

Reverse!

It's beautiful!

I gotta say I did not see that coming.

Earnie! You bastard!

That was way too fast.

Earnie!

Too fast!

Marshall!

I think you should

come and look at this!

Do you realize what this means?!

Yes!

It means...

Matt Lauer can suck it!

Holly, are you rolling? -Yes!

That was a viking ship and a-

Shut up just shut up!

Okay, currently in our party...

Me, Dr. Rick Marshall.

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