Land of Plenty Page #3

is in here!

Cafe Maison.

How's it flowing, Big H?

Oh, good.

- Sherman.

- Yes.

This is Lana.

Hi.

Welcome to the mad house!

- Thank you.

- Help yourselves, fellows...

Sherman is our

operational manager.

And the chef.

And the janitor.

And the accountant.

Hello!

No, no, no, wait, wait,

turn his mike off, okay.

Look, this is MY show, alright!

These leftists can never

answer a question!

Sir, I didn't ask you

who started the UN.

I asked you if

aside from invasion,

should we always have

the approval of

the United Nations before

sending troops in?

Please just answer that

question, please!

Absolutely

Okay, thank you, Sir.

And for the record: Let me tell you:

You're a full-blown and complete idiot.

But:
God bless you

for tuning in.

And hopefully you

learned something today...

Afternoon, Elvin.

Afternoon. This your van?

Yeah. Yeah, I like a little shade.

You PD?

Nope.

But I was on a freedom

bird with one of your LTs.

Zucker?

Affirmative.

SSG Paul Jeffries, USASF.

You're working UC?!

I'm working...

Ah, excuse me, uh,

good morning,

good afternoon,

whatever, but, uh,

can I help you?

Hi. I am looking for

my uncle and,

and I have this address...

Your uncle?

Oh, you got the wrong house.

Paul... his name is

Paul Jeffries?

No, no, no,

never heard of him. No!

I've been overseas

for a long time

and I just

got back into town.

And I'd really

like to see him.

I, I kind of need to actually.

But the guy that lives here

doesn't have any relatives.

Well, uh, he does.

He has one. It's me.

Yeah, I was chubby.

Um, so is there a way that

I can get in touch with him?

Cause I'm staying at a homeless

mission right now and I just...

I don't have a phone.

Um...

Look, you didn't, uh...

you didn't get this... get this from me.

Right? Some little birdie told you...

Nineteen hundred hours,

evidence secured.

Will transport water samples

and report botulinim toxin analysis

as soon as it gets back from the lab.

Jeffries, out.

I'm good!

Damned!

So if I see someone actively

doing something suspicious,

be he middle-Eastern or not,

well I'm not just going to walk away.

This is my country,

and if I want to take a closer look,

I'm going to take a closer look!

I don't think it's radical.

I think it's rational.

Bread of Life.

Bread of Life?

Yeah, is that not what

I'm supposed to say?

How would I know?

Well, I don't know.

What did they say the

last time you called?

Well, to tell you the truth,

I don't remember.

Uh, well, this is the hall phone.

And I'm Lana.

Lana? Lana who?

Lana Swenson.

What're your hours down there,

Miss Swenson?

- Your hours of operation?

- Well, uh,

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