Lake Placid vs. Anaconda Page #7

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Get in, b*tches.

News flash, you stupid b*tches!

Frats don't like boring

sorority sisters.

Now, get in the water!

What about you, girlfriend?

What's your excuse?

I'm a legacy. My mom was a Delta.

So, what, she, like,

forced you into it or something?

No.

She died when I was little.

It was just me and my dad.

So I thought that becoming a Delta

would be something to remember her by.

That's sweet.

I mean, I want to throw up.

But it's sweet. Seriously.

Don't think I don't see you two

sitting over here snickering

or laughing or whatever.

You do know that those words

mean the same thing, right?

What I do know is that

you are two of the sorriest pledges

I have ever seen in my life.

And if you want a hope in hell

of getting into this sorority,

you better get it together.

Well, let's take one

for Mom and my studies.

This is a mess.

- This happened last night?

- Right about then.

We don't get many eyewitnesses out here

in the middle of the night,

which, I'm sure, was the point.

I'm not gonna candy coat this

for you, Sheriff.

If this fence was down for even an hour,

it's entirely possible that

some of the crocs escaped.

I mean, there's a chance

we can track some of them, but...

Then what are we waiting for?

Well, I mean, you obviously

know a lot about breeding.

Excuse me?

That came out wrong.

Let me clarify that.

Aroostook Station Wildlife.

Hey, Sheryl, it's Tully.

I'm out here at Black Lake,

just trying to take my foot

out of my mouth.

You do that a lot, Tully.

If you could do me a solid

and get Falmouth on the line

and have them send over

all the transponder numbers

for the crocs they tagged

out here on their last survey,

that would be great.

And if you could make it snappy,

I would be very happy.

We could have a very serious situation

on our hands here.

- I don't know, I'll pass it on.

- Okay.

- Yep. Thanks.

- Tully, what about that raise I...

Okay, bye, bye. Bye. Bye.

What I was saying earlier is that

any crocs that were born

after they were tagged

aren't gonna have any transponders.

So we're gonna have to hunt

the old-fashioned way.

And if we're gonna do that,

it's gonna take a lot more than

that peashooter to stop 'em.

Don't you worry about me.

If there's one thing I'm good at,

it's stopping crocodiles.

So I've heard.

All right.

Here's a list of all the transponders

that they tagged the crocs with.

Looks like a lot.

Yeah, but this is not right.

This is last week's readout. Hold on.

What the hell?

The whole system went down.

Is that normal?

Well, it's never gone down on me before,

so to speak.

There's a first time

for everything, I guess.

- That's kind of convenient timing.

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