Lake Placid vs. Anaconda Page #5

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- I totally did.

- Let me see.

- I had to.

- Oh, my gosh.

- It's just small.

- I didn't want anything really big.

- This is really good.

What do you think this is? A vacation?

You are all useless.

All right, b*tches, on the line!

Get on the line right now!

That's better.

I happen to know

that none of my DPB sisters

or brothers at Kappa Tau Pi

are gonna want anything to do

with any of you

if you all suck.

And right now, you do.

That's it, you're out.

You didn't make it. Come on. Leave!

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

You can get back in line.

Get back in line!

Now get in the water.

I don't think any guy minds if we suck,

if you get my politically

incorrect innuendo.

What are you all waiting for?

Are you afraid of the crocodiles?

I cannot believe

you are all this stupid.

This is Clear Lake.

There are no crocodiles in Clear Lake.

The crocodiles are in Black Lake.

Now get in the water!

Go on.

Get your asses in there!

Where do you think you're going?

- But you said to...

- And what was your name again?

Jane.

Jane?

As in plain Jane?

As in Goldsburg.

You have 20 minutes to dig a hole

big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

Are you both deaf?

Or maybe you really don't have

what it takes to become a Delta Phi Beta.

I've got my eye on both of you.

Is that even possible,

to have one singular eye on both of us?

I don't think so.

It's gonna be fine.

It's so cold.

Move it. You don't want to piss her off.

Let's go, guys. Go.

It's a beach, b*tches!

Walk until you can't touch the bottom

and tread water until I say stop.

Go!

Looks like Megan's already halfway

to becoming a sister.

That's it. Keep swimming.

Let's hear it for Brett and Andrew

from Kappa Tau Pi!

Go, guys!

Great performance, guys!

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

That was crazy.

Bro, that was awesome!

I'm sure the girls will show you

their appreciation later,

if you get my meaning.

All right!

I'll give you 10 seconds

to move your vehicle.

I'm here meeting the sheriff.

It's your lucky day. You found her.

I know. I'm Will Tull.

Fish and Wildlife.

Tull! Just the man

we've been waiting for.

You still got to move your vehicle.

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

So, you have an ID yet?

No ID, but I can tell you the legs

do belong to the rest of him.

How can you be sure?

You'll have to forgive me.

This is the only time I have to eat my lunch.

Wing Ding?

Thanks, but no.

You can tell by the break.

Clearly the legs were torn off

with tremendous force

coming down on the femurs.

But here, you can see how they match.

Yeah.

And you're absolutely certain

that he's a he?

No question.

Well, how long before

you can give me a name?

I got no usable prints.

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