Lake Placid 2 Page #3

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- Be my guest, Emma.

- All right.

Hi. Mrs Sadie Bickerman?

I'm Emma Warner from Fish and Wildlife,

and I'm so sorry to bother you,

but I was just wondering,

can we come in and ask you

a few questions?

Fish and Wildlife?

Haven't been a lick of livestock

on this property since I lost my sister.

Unless you got some answers

for me on that,

why in the world would I want

to talk to you jerks?

Oh, I didn't know.

- What?

- I'm sorry. I was just...

Can we just come in for a minute?

We won't be long.

You're right. You won't.

Wow. You're great with the elderly.

You want to try? Be my guest.

This is Sheriff Riley, Sadie. Open up!

I'm sorry. Wasn't that clear enough, Sheriff?

Sadie, we found a man's head

about 200 yards off your dock.

Wanted to know if you got

any information about it.

I'm an old lady.

Unless you think I chopped off

some poor sap's melon,

I don't know how I can help.

Well, you can start by telling us

anything you know

about any crocodiles wandering

into the fresh water of our lake.

I understand that your sister

had quite a history with crocs.

Don't you mention my sister.

I don't know squat.

Till you get yourself a warrant,

you can go piss up a rope, Columbo!

That was great.

Get lost, Barney Miller!

Crazy Sadie knows something. I can feel it.

She's right.

We can't search her place without a warrant.

Yeah, but she can't stop us

from searching the lake.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I'm just really hot.

I think I'm gonna come in and take a swim.

Well, hurry up then.

Oh, boy.

Very funny. I'll be right there.

Sharon? Sharon? Edie?

Come on, now. This isn't funny.

No! Stop it!

Gosh, I'm sorry about that.

She's very territorial.

No worries.

It's healthy to get your heart rate up, right?

Yeah, beats the treadmill.

- You're Sheriff Riley's son.

- Yeah, unfortunately.

Hi, I'm Scott.

I'm Kerri.

This morning your dad said

you had something to tell me.

What? No, no, no. He's just... Ignore him.

- You okay?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm cool.

You are far from cool, buddy.

Shut up, Thad.

Scott, this is Thad.

Looks like you almost

wet your pants there, pal.

Trust me, nothing in this podunk town's

gonna make me wet my pants.

Oh, yeah? Where are you from?

I live in Newton,

just outside of Boston, with my mom.

Oh, I love Boston. I just got accepted to BC,

but I haven't decided

if I'm gonna go there or Northeastern, so...

I think she should stay some place

close to home.

Yeah, well, it's not really your decision.

Boston is awesome. I mean, I wish

I could've stayed there for the summer,

but since my folks split,

my dad thought I should come up here.

- Scott's dad is Sheriff Riley.

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