Lake Placid: The Final Chapter Page #3

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I like you, I really do.

I think you're trying

to build a 10-foot levee

around a 100-foot swell,

but...

You got a nice ass.

That goes a long way

in my book.

Oh, don't worry, Barbie, I won't

play with your Ken doll too long.

I mean, you made your

claim on him perfectly clear.

Might as well

have peed on him.

TERESA:
You're

a class act, Reba.

I know.

Enjoy your drink.

We plan on it.

Right, Loff? Loff!

Loff?

Sheriff! Wait up.

Loflin, (SCOFFS)

I can't do this.

Teresa.

(SIGHS)

Have dinner

with me tonight.

No.

I have plans with Chloe.

No one would

think less of you.

Actually, they might.

Come on.

The whole town already

thinks we're together.

The fence is

almost finished.

There is no

conflict of interest.

I'm an elected official, and as you've

pointed out, you're leaving town.

If you don't like me,

just tell me.

(SIGHS) It's not that.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Excuse me.

I'm sorry, have a good night.

This is the Sheriff.

ELAINE:
Hey!

Hey.

Heart of Darkness.

(GIGGLES)

It's a great book.

I mean, so I hear.

I just started it.

Who reads?

Elaine says you

might come with us.

She did?

She did?

If you do, I'll give you

the CliffsNotes version.

Come on, Chloe, it's the last

trip before the snow comes.

DREW:
No pressure.

If you want to come along,

we're leaving at 7:00.

(CHLOE SIGHS)

Oh, my God.

Please come.

(CROCODILE ROARING)

Sounds like showtime, boys.

(JIM WHISTLING)

(KISSING NOISES)

Do you see anything,

Dennis?

Nothing yet.

(KISSING NOISES)

Here, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty.

Come to daddy,

you f***ing b*tch.

(GROWLING)

(GUNSHOTS)

JIM:
Get out of here!

Let's go!

(GROWLING)

(GROANING)

Hey, honey! They didn't

have Apocalypse Now,

but I got the

Gilmore Girls.

Which is really the

same thing, isn't it?

I take it you're going.

It looks like you

packed for college.

Yeah, I brought a couple of

books in case I get bored.

(LAUGHS)

And there are chaperones?

And you're camping

at Clear Lake, right?

Mmm-hmm.

And Elaine and her cousin

know these friends of theirs?

Yeah. They all met in juvie.

(LAUGHS)

You're not going.

Okay, you can go.

Probably the last time

you'll ever sign one of these.

Don't say that.

(GIGGLES)

Want to stay and have

some food with me?

No, I've got to get going.

Bus leaves in like 10 minutes.

So, I'll be going, I love you.

I love you, I love you.

See ya later.

Okay.

This is great! Have fun!

(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

Oh, God.

(EXHALES)

Hey!

Do you like, um, red wine

and Kung Pao chicken?

(PANTING)

Hi.

(LAUGHS)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

MAN:
(SCREAMING) No!

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