Lage Raho Munna Bhai Page #3

"And this year, our first caller... "

"... Mr Murli Prasad Sharma, wins. "

You see, Ms. Jhanvi...

I'm a big Bapu fan.

"Well Murli, tomorrow you will visit

our Studio. "

"I so look forward to meeting you. "

Me too.

Good bye, Mr. Sharma

- Good Bye, Ms. Jhanvi.

What does she look like, Brother?

- He's never seen her.

What if she's short?

- What if she's fat?

Brother, what if your nightingale

looks like a crow?

"O' what a delicious plight,... "

"I wonder what my lady's like?"

"O' what a delicious plight,... "

"I wonder what my lady's like?"

"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"

"There's only one way to know... "

"Get in the fight, Bro!"

"Even in my sleep she gleams,... "

"She gives me 'to be continued' dreams,... "

"Even in my sleep she gleams,... "

"She gives me 'to be continued' dreams,... "

"My brain's turned to jelly, or so it seems!"

"There's only one way to know, bro!"

"O' what a delicious plight,... "

"I wonder what my lady's like?"

"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"

"There's only one way to know... "

"Get in the fight, Bro!"

"Will someone put me out of my misery,... "

"Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?"

"Will someone put me out of my misery,... "

"Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?"

"Will my mom get a hug,... "

"... or a cold "wassup"?"

"There's only one way to know, bro!"

"O' what a delicious plight,... "

"I wonder... "

"... what my lady's like?"

"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"

"There's only one way to know... "

"Get in the fight, Bro!"

Hey Miss Inquiry.

Where's Sister-in-Law?

Sister-in-Law?

- Ms. Jhanvi. Myself Murli Prasad Sharma.

Contest winner.

- He won. Gold medallist!

Oh.

She's waiting for you. Over there.

Hello!

Can't hear you!

Who's this?

- I'm Murli Prasad Sharma.

Where are you speaking from?

From right here.

"Ma'am, I'm calling from Chembur. "

So what song would you like?

"Ek Ladki ko dekha toh... "

- Alright my friend from Chembur...

...your song's up

right after this commercial break.

Hey, Circuit! Let's scoot!

"What happened, Bro?"

- Can't meet her.

"Why, Bro?"

I shat all over my first impression!

I yelled through the sound-proof glass.

She must think I'm such an "Uncle. "

Don't say "Uncle", bro. Say Bapu.

Father. Father of the nation.

Hey Leakage! Piss off!

Emergency meeting on. Get out!

We're doomed, pal.

- What happened, Bro?

Wasn't she pretty?

- She's gorgeous.

Sparkling eyes.

And what do you call that hair

that hangs down on the face?

Pigtail?

- No, man!

Lock. Lock. A lock of hair.

That's it man.

A lock of hair caressed her cheek.

Then? Then?

- She lifted it and...

tucked it behind her left ear

That just floored me.

You're as good, Bro!

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