Lady Bird Page #3

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Second, I have to get in first.

Mom won't be happy about it.

Which is why I don't want to fight

about it before I have to.

Just pull over here.

Are you sure,

I can drive you to the front.

This is fine. I like to

walk.

Well, love you.

So what do you think about

college?

I'll see what I can do.

Thanks dad, love you too.

Have a good day at work.

Hey, I'm like Keith Richards...

"I'm just happy to be anywhere."

- Hey b*tch!

- Hey.

Alright girls, hope you like

pickles.

- Thanks, Uncle Matt!

- Sweet!

He is not your uncle.

It's just something I'm trying out.

- Bye mom, I love you.

- Goodbye.

Goodbye I love you.

- Your mom really likes you.

- Yeah.

- I just keep getting fatter.

- Me too.

Matt is awesome.

Yeah, I hope he marries my Mom.

That would be nice.

He promised me

his old car when I turn eighteen.

That car should be illegal. Jenna

Walton's not

doing any off-roading.

She just goes to Pavilions.

I heard Jenna Walton has a

tanning bed in her house.

She is so pretty.

Her skin is luminous.

Maybe we should try tanning.

Yeah.

Yes, in the tub I just

put myself underneath,

it's like now, like this,

and then the water just...

We are so gross!

I think I figured it out when I was

like three or something.

I use, I take the shower head,

Oh my God.

Embarrassing! I use that.

I don't know if mine is the right

kind, though.

Maybe it's different

when you actually have...

a penis in

there, like it's more intense.

Mine is pretty intense, I think.

You're not supposed to eat the

wafers!

They are not consecrated.

Being alive.

- Okay, Christine?

- Lady Bird.

- Is that your given name?

- Yeah.

Why is it in quotes?

Well I gave it to myself. It's

given. To me, by me.

OK, take it away, Lady Bird.

Everybody says don't

Everybody says don't it isn't

right, don't it isn't niiiiiceeee

Everybody says don't

Everyone says don't

walk on the grass...

Make me a channel of your peace

Where there is despair in

life, let me bring hope

Where there is darkness, only light

And where there is

sadness, over joy...

There are giants in the sky!

There are big, tall, terrible

giants in the sky!

When you're way up high and you

look below at the world you've left

and the things you know that more

than a glance is enough

to show you just how small

you are!

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT ON IN YOUR ROOM

GO TO BED!

Congratulations.

You too! We both got in!

Everyone who auditioned got in.

The part I got was

basically not getting in.

I don't even know how I got cast

in my part.

Me neither. I was the one who had a

dress and prepared a song.

I know.

Now you're gonna be all

romantic with Danny on stage.

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