La otra familia Page #4

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Yes, thats what I learned.

Its a nightmare to adopt a baby.

I know, I understand.

But I know a boy whos amazing.

The best thing that could

happen to him would be...

...getting adopted

by someone like you.

How old is he?

Hes seven or eight.

Months old?

No. Years, years.

But hes a cutie.

Hes a white, like us.

Id think you and the missus are

looking for a fine boy, arent you?

No, we havent even

talked about it.

She has no idea of any of this.

But really, man, I was

thinking of a baby.

Can I give you a friendly advice?

What?

If youre going into this,

youd rather adopt a big boy.

Youll save up on lots of sh*t.

Hospitals, diapers,

vaccines, you know.

And the best thing is you know

right away what he looks like.

You wont get any surprises.

I mean...

...you dont have that

many options either.

The boy I told you about

is really something else.

In fact, a couple of Italians

just got in touch with me.

Theyre ready to

take him back home.

Where can I see him?

Yeah, hes pretty cute.

Told you. And besides

hes cool, this one.

Hes not dark skinned like most?

What do we have to do?

Relax, relax. One...

...then the other.

Very well done.

I dont want to.

- Come on, Hendrix.

Just see. You have to

learn how to swim, OK?

What would happen if

you fell into the pool?

Come on.

Relax.

Relax.

Relax already, Hendrix.

Dont talk to him like that,

he wont learn like that.

You mind your own business and

dont stick your nose into this.

Go check on the soup.

Ill be checking on you, son.

The soup. Its burning.

Hasnt something infected you?

- Something?

Syphilis? Gonorrhoea? STDs?

No, no, what are you saying?

Who does she think shes...

...talking with, Ioosey Goosey?

No, baby. FYI, Im not promiscuous.

Im just asking.

You men are something else.

Im just judging from the

circles you move in.

Gloria, there was no need for that.

I take pictures of celebrities...

...but I dont f*** them.

- Look.

Yet.

There are the results.

They just came in.

Hes a healthy boy.

Are you sure of what

youre about to do?

Sure.

Up to where I know,

Im nothing more...

...than a simple sperm donor.

If everything goes well...

...in nine months Ill

become the beautiful uncle...

...of a baby.

An uncle and thats that.

Gloria, relax already.

Give me your hand.

I swear to you, Im not

interested in becoming...

...anybodys dad, OK?

But anyway youd have to sign...

...a kind of contract...

...in which you desist

of any future claim.

Gloria, dont get all hung up.

Send me your girls with the...

...claim desisting thing...

...and Ill sign so

you dont lose any sleep.

One more thing. Its just...

Ivana talked of

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