L.A. Without a Map Page #5

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
111 Views


You could take my car e. ..

... you back to the hotel?

-Okay?

Oh, no I ... I can not drive.

Hey, I know you're kidding ...

You are funny, you know? Thank you.

See you later.

No, I'm not kidding.

I'm in the sh*t.

Why do cos?! No, no.

Sh*t, sh*t!

No, return gi?, a**hole!

Watch how you drive, kind of moron,

but have you smoked today, eh?

The car is still here.

-Okay.

-Circular.

Excuse me.

-Welcome to Los Angeles.

-Thanks.

Excuse me.

-Oh! Barbara.

-Richard?

You tell me what are you doing in California?

Well, I do not know.

It means that you go to bed with?

-Not exactly.

-So what, exactly?

-I do not know, really.

Oh, f*** you, Richard. F*** you!

Oh no, no, no, no, no! Away from

machine f***ing brats.

Outside the balls!

What a ca ...

-Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, you.

-F*** you!

Hey, hey, like, thing. Relax,

I know, but a bad time ?

accepts a small

personal advice.

Never, ever tell you, the stick

wheels in this isolated, blond.

? Not just the neighborhood, blond.

Look what they did to you. Bleah.

Listen, you who

rent an apartment?

Not me personally,

blond ... per?

per? I have the keys. And if you like

to visit the great palace,

-You just have to ask.

-Yes, I would like.

Hey, blond, you have

dried tires.

-Yes, I see.

It is not nice-?.

Do not sweat it, by ... let's go.

-F*** ...

-Come on, do not fix ? okay.

See, this ? my car.

Here, a little ? '

dusty now,

but just to clean up:

This ? the fridge, blond.

It should be strong, we put

inside your groceries ...

-Those who lived here before?

-Well, I never met the guy.

The avr? seen around

a couple of times.

One set with karate. Watch

that f***ing poster ...

One day the sheriffs

if they are drunk.

-Hey, blond.

-And why would it be?

Oh ... Oh, here,

fear not blond.

-It 's dead. You see ... ? dead.

-That sucks!

I hope you still want to

live here. Eh!

Yes, say yes.

Yamashiro-.

-Barbara?

-Yes?

Richard-I.

Oh, Richard. Hello.

-I just rented an apartment.

A-flat? Where?

-Er ... Pico Union?

Oh, no. Um ...

then you stop?

Well, yes it was the idea.

C'? What, you do not want?

Well let's say ...

You're cute ... You're cute.

... yes, you're cute,

see what happens.

Yes, I'm pretty. But

when we meet again?

Well Why not today

work, but, uh ...

Why, because it does not I

call tomorrow and see.

And ... park

machine in that way, okay?

Well ...

Certainly not, do you take me for?

Then ... You say that, Johnny?

We live here?

-Hello, Moss.

-You know your old camel?

Oh, no, what else happened ??

-Come on, revs, do not get excited, relax, come on.

I talked to a

couple of friends, right?

Yes ? thought ... that

now you are in the neighborhood,

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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