Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special Page #3

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A real chef.

Listen, I know we got off

to kind of a rocky start,

what with me shaming you

in your village

for all eternity and whatnot.

But if you could

start dicing those carrots...

I am not here to dice carrots.

- I am here to fight you.

- Huh?

The only way I can lift

the veil of shame

is to fight the dragon warrior.

Surely I will die,

but it will restore my honor.

- Aaaaah!

- What are you doing?

Ow. Come on,

I don't wanna hurt you.

Look, bunny, I get

this whole honor thing.

But this isn't kung fu.

You're biting me. Ha!

Look, bu-bunny.

I have enough on my plate

between cooking

and my dad guilting me.

Get up...What is it

with parents and the holidays?

Sometimes, they love us

too much.

But it is not my place to say.

It is my place to die.

- Huh!

- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

- Okay..

- How dare you?

- There you go.

- Let me...

Po, the table is not set.

Have you started cooking?

We've all had our fittings.

- Are you ready?

- I'm on it!

Uh-oh, sorry.

Ow!

Wait. Da, da, da.

That's not...

Of course he's never here

when you need him.

Uh, po, the vocalist

for the band quit.

I've been waiting for

this moment my whole life.

Let's just go instrumental.

This is an embarrassment.

Oh, po!

Whoa!

Ha ha!

- Rrr!

- Ow!

Bunny!

Uhh! Sorry.

- Yah!

- Ow!

Whoa!

Hi, we'd like two...

we're not open yet!

Yaah!

Uhh!

Ooh.

- Hah!

- Aaah!

This is not right.

Ohh!

Aaaah!

Wah! Ahh!

Oh!

This is a total disaster.

Now I'm gonna

disappoint everyone.

My dad, the furious five,

Shifu.

And me.

I'm not dead yet.

What kind of

dragon warrior am I

if I can't even

pull off a dinner?

I guess kung fu

can't solve everything.

That's it!

Bunny, you're brilliant.

Mantis! Crane! Monkey!

This may be our greatest

challenge ever.

- Bandits?

- Raiders?

No.

Place settings.

Tigress, the tahlia leap!

On it.

Viper, stars of destiny!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Yeah!

Mantis, pinwheel attack!

Ah, yeah!

You guys are the best.

And you, bunny,

if you even want me to think

about your death with honor,

you're gonna have to help me

in the kitchen.

Let's go!

Hyuh!

Uhh!

Oh!

Uhh!

Ooh.

We did it!

We did it! Ha ha!

Every detail just right.

Even down

to the ground Jasmine.

Ground Jasmine?

It was supposed to be flaked.

I'll be right back.

Hurry.

The masters are arriving!

I promised Shifu it would

be perfeeee...

ow! Ow! Ah ha! Ow! Wah!

Ohh.

Huh!

- Happy feast.

- Yeah, same to you.

Whoa, hey, hey.

Look out.

Dragon warrior coming through.

Okay, hurry, po.

Hurry, po.

You made it.

Of course.

I'd never miss it.

Ahh.

It looks so yummy.

I wanna go first!

- Eat up.

- Here you go.

- That's the one I want.

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