Kung Fu Panda 3 Page #2

Sorry, no offense master Oogway

I just....

I'll let you get back to your eternal peace.

-What is this place ?

-Aaah...my brother's farm

If I stepped on you, would you die ?

Yes.

The mortal realm.

You hear that Oogway ?

I'm back.

Kai has returned.

-Who ?

- Kai. General Kai.

Supreme warlord of all China

-I don't know.

- The jade slayer , master of pain

You may know me as the beast of vengeance

Maker of widows ?

OK I used to work with Oogway.

Oh master Oogway, he was a great warrior.

-We've heard of master Oogway.....wise and...\-OK, OK...

Silence!

Find Oogway's students

and bring them to me.

By the time I am done with them Oogway...

There will be no one left who will even remember your name.

Kai is coming.

I am ready...

-to teach you a lesson.

-Teach me ?

-Oh no he's the dragon teacher

- Yeah he's so handsome.

Thank you for the compliment.

No, please don't teach me to death

Po ?

Oh hey dad

What's up ?

I like just ....stopping by for a little soak.

-OK , What's wrong ?

-Nothing

Nothing? I come home and find you

taking a bath with your dolls.

-Action figures.

-And instead of adding bath-salt to the water...

-You just added szechuan peppercorns.

-Szechuan what ?

My tenders.

-OK yes, something's wrong

- There there son , you tell your daddy all about it

Lift your arm

Shifu says I don't know what it means to be the dragon warrior

And now I have to be a teacher.

I thought I finally knew who I was. If I'm not the dragon Warrior, then who am I?

A teacher ? Teaching kung fu ?

That's a promotion. Take the job, son

And someday, when you're in charge of the whole

Jade palace, I can sell noodles in the lobby

Why are you still here taking a bath like a baby?

Get out. Get out. Go, go, go.

Franchise expansion awaits us.

But what about the dragon warrior

look alike contest ?

Mrs. Chau always wins that.

Skadoosh

And the dragon warrior dumpling eating contest ?

I have to defend my title

No one's gonna beat your

dumpling eating record.

Someone's about to beat your dumpling eating record.

Go. Go. Go.

-Who's eating my dumplings ?

-And who's paying for them ?

101, 102

Li :
103!

Is that a new record ?

Who are you ?

-I'm Li Shan

-What ?

I'm Li Shan.

I'm looking for my son.

-You lost your son ?

- Yes, many years ago.

-I lost my father

- Very sorry

Thank you.

-Well , good luck to you.

- You too.

I hope you find your son.

And I hope you find your father

Son ? Oh my gosh, it is you.

Well don't just stand there

give your old man a hug.

I can't believe you're alive.

I thought I'd lost you forever

little Lotus

This is very embarrassing, but

I think you've got me confused

with a panda named Lotus.

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