Krampus Page #3
but not his hunger.
So, to survive,
he had to slaughter
and eat his reindeer.
Including Rudolph.
"Ate" tiny reindeer. Get it?
Knock it off!
Don't start anything.
- Hey, guys, take it easy.
They're just playing,
Tommy.
Macaroni and cheese
and hot dogs. Oh, Jesus.
So what kind of
godforsaken concoction
are you whipping up now?
You know how
this fancy food
clogs my pipes.
Well, how about
we go to your trailer
for Christmas next year, hmm?
decorating and cooking
and cleaning,
and start bitching and moaning
about everything
you've worked so hard on.
- Oh, Sarah, you know--
- no, aunt Dorothy, please.
For your sake, just... stay
the hell out of my kitchen.
You know,
reindeer are actually
a sustainable food source
in the northern territories,
in Alaska, Canada.
This time of year,
we refer to reindeer
as a transportation system
for Santa claus.
We know you still believe
in the big, fat creeper.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You sure about that?
Max, stop.
"Dear Santa,
I know I haven't
been great this year,
and I'm sorry for that,
could help out me and my family
this Christmas.
We need you."
- Oh, maxi-pad,
that's so sweet.
- Give it back!
Stop, Max.
Blah, blah, blah,
bullshit, bullshit.
- Ah, here we go--
maxi's wish list.
- Stevie, stop. That's enough.
Wait, you're up first, Beth.
"I wish me and Beth could
hang out like we used to.
i don't have tons of friends."
Oh, no, really, Max?
"I wish my mom and dad
could fall in love again.
I know they get upset a lot,
with dad away from home so much.
I think they really
just miss each other."
"Also, I wish things weren't
so hard for uncle Howard
and aunt Linda.
So maybe you
can lend them a hand
the rest of the year too.
And--
and that--"
screw you.
Dad does not wish
we were boys.
Okay, who wants
crme brle?
Give me the letter!
Give it back!
Hey, Max. Hey.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Girls!
Hey! Hey!
Come on, Howard.
Stevie, Jordan.
Come on.
All right, all right,
that's enough.
- Are you okay? Honey?
- Enough. Enough.
I just wanted Christmas
to be like it used to be,
but forget it.
I hate Christmas!
I hate all of you!
Max. Max!
Oh, lay off of him.
Kid deserves a prize
just for telling the truth.
- Can I come in?
- - No.
You know, they're leaving
right after Christmas,
so we only have to survive
another... three days.
I don't get it.
Every year it gets worse.
Why do we have to
put up with their crap
Because that's what
a family is, Max.
People you try
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