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- What a policeman. Bye, Benny!

- Bye.

I got your message...

...and yes, it's going

to be great meeting you, too.

I'll tell you what I'll be wearing

so you'll recognize me.

I'll be wearing... blue...

light blue jeans -

- and a white striped top.

Or maybe a blue striped one,

I haven't decided yet.

But... how do you say...

I have dark hair and will have

a moustache... or, I have a moustache.

See you this evening and...

see you this evening.

Which one should I wear?

-That one.

-You like it... And this blue one?

- It doesn't go together? No?

- No...

This one, then.

Hello... Good you could come.

No problem.

I didn't have any plans.

- I have a date today.

- Today again?

- But this time it feels really good.

- I've heard that before.

- But...

- Hello, Jenny.

Listen... 28 year-old woman

seeks a cuddly guy.

She says she likes long walks

and cozy nights at home.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- I see you're drinking white wine?

- Yes.

I'll also have that...

A glass of white.

My daughter thought I should

wear the white striped one.

- I see.

- What are you reading?

A book...

It feels a little strange meeting

like this... You know...

No... It's not so strange meeting...

We don't have to talk about it,

we can just talk.

What do you do otherwise, besides

long walks and cozy nights at home?

- Nothing else.

- Me neither. I do nothing.

You take snuff?.

No, I... I think it's cool

when girls take snuff.

- Do you?

- Yes... Can I...?

- You take snuff?.

- No, but I'll show you something.

- A magician?

- I'm a little nervous, but...

But I think it'll work.

No...

Jesus...

- That's disgusting!

- Oh, sorry.

Excuse me, can I have a napkin?

I've always done it, but it works

better since my mouth has grown.

- How clever!

- Thanks. Can you do it?

No, I can do this. Crazy...

I can do this as well

which is really funny.

You maybe... Be careful...

No. Almost...

- Hello... You're Jacob, right?

- Yes.

I'm Lena.

-What? Are you sure?

- Yes. We were meant to meet here.

You were going to be in jeans,

a striped shirt and with a moustache.

Yes, that seems right.

- We could maybe do it another time?

- Listen, I...

Take care.

- I'm really sorry.

- I didn't understand that it was...

...one of these...

You know what? I'm getting up early

tomorrow, so I'm going to go up and...

- Maybe we could meet another time?

- I'll be here tomorrow.

- Nice meeting you.

- Likewise.

- Jacob.

- Jessica.

Good night.

- You f*** her?

- Cut it out, I'm a serious guy.

Yes, but... I'm a serious...

F***ing is serious. If I didn't have

Agneta, I'd show you how.

You know the secret of getting a

woman? A good carpet and curtains.

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