Knots Page #2

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By the way,

l love your blouse.

Thank you.

Barney's Warehouse.

That color really

brings out your eyes.

Thank you very much.

lt's great.

Thank you.

So how long have

you been married?

Two years.

Any kids?

Not yet, but l'd like to.

l want children.

What about Dave?

Well, he worries.

About what?

Everything.

That's not true.

He's afraid our child

will have a fecal fetish.

What? l didn't say that.

-Yes, you did.

-No, l didn't.

l didn't say fecal fetish.

l said weird, stupid, like...

Well, having kids

is a big step...

and maybe Dave just

wants to have his fun.

l like having fun.

l like having fun, too.

Maybe we should

go out together...

you and l, sometime?

Girls night out?

You and me?

Yeah. Sure.

That would be terrific.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, great.

l don't understand why

you had to say that stuff.

l don't know why you're making

such a big deal about it.

Because l don't know

why everybody needs to know...

our personal business,

that's why.

We were all sharing.

All sharing? That's what

you call that, sharing?

The two of you seemed

to hit it off just fine.

You didn't tell me you

introduced the two of them.

lt was just one of those things.

She's very attractive.

Yeah. l mean...

l guess so.

What, you don't think

she's a beautiful woman?

Yeah, of course.

Not like you,

if that's what you mean.

l wasn't asking

for validation, Dave.

Why do guys always think...

they have to protect

a woman's ego?

What do you want me to say,

that l want to do her?

Well, do you?

No. No, of course not.

How could you say that?

l just want you

to know that it's OK...

if you think she's attractive.

She's gorgeous.

Then what's she doing with Jake?

Nice...couch.

Thank you.

Oh, l'm sorry. Please.

Thanks.

Well, that was fun tonight.

Yeah, definitely.

Good.

Dave and Greta, they're great.

Yeah. She's a doll.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Cheers.

Jake, l think

you're a terrific guy...

and l like you.

l really do.

l like you, too.

But not in a sexual way.

Listen, l think you're smart

and you're funny...

and you're not

a bad-looking guy...

but you just don't

have your f*** on.

My what?

Do you just want to f***?

Because we can, if you want.

We can just go

in a bedroom...

and take our clothes off,

and hell, you know what?

We might not even

make it that far.

You can just bend me over

the couch right here...

and hike up my skirt

and rip off my panties...

grab me by the hair,

and f*** me like an animal...

and you will really

enjoy yourself.

But l won't.

ls that what you want?

No.

Cool. Want to watch the game?

ls that good?

You'll smash my head.

Could you move a little bit,

a little bit to the right?

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