Kitten Bowl

Synopsis: Kitten athletes go back-to-back and belly-to-belly in a major feline showdown.

Welcome to the first annual Kitten Bowl.

I'm Beth Stern. Get ready

for an event unlike

anything you've ever seen.

It's three hours of fur-filled

entertainment with

hundreds of adorable

kittens. And it all starts

right now.

The stage

has been set for the most

adorable sporting event

of the year.

Tonight, the

North Shore Bengals

the Last Hope Lions

the Cedar Cove Cougars

and the Home and Family Felines

square off in a grid iron battle

of epic proportions. Four

teams will enter, only one

will be crowned champion.


On a night filled with stars.

Ferrell Owens.

Feline Manning.

Tomcat Brady.

And Mr. Whiskers.

And some animal-loving humans


Mr. Whiskers meet Hoda.

And I'm just gonna pile on


Hi buddy.


Can we get in the bowl?

Let's go Rach!

Kittens, kittens, kittens.

I love kittens.

We're gonna have a good game.

The fur is gonna fly. And the

cuteness will be almost


Unnecessary cuteness.

Ten yards.

This is the Kitten Bowl.

Joining me in the booth are two

incredible commentators.

The legendary New York

Yankee announcer John

Sterling himself. And the

uber talented, beautiful

Renee Herlocker. Hey guys,

what's in store for us today?

Now don't let these

cuddly kittens fool you. This is

no powder puff game. I

predict the fur is gonna

fly. Get ready for a total

cat fight.

And there's plenty more

action. A laser chase

daring stunts of agility,

even some of the stars of

your favorite online

cat videos will be here.

It's an entire evening

of cats being cute.

Of course no game is

complete without a tailgate

party. We have plenty of fans

getting wild here with us today.

So let's check in with them

In our purr-king lot.

That's right, Beth.

The anticipation is building in

our Kitten Bowl purr-king lot.

These fans have come prepared

for a day of furr-filled

excitement. Taking in the

local cuisine, catnip

burgers and barbeque

pigskin. Every big game is

won on the field, but they

all start with the fans in

the tailgate area. We're

only minutes away from the

kickoff and our fans look

like they're ready for

this game to get underway. The

anticipation is building as they

head to their seats.

Alright let's get to the

action. I'm gonna get outta

here so we can bring in our

starting lineup. Let's

meet today's athletes.

Taking the field first are the

North Shore Bengals. With their

orange coats and blue

collars. Coming into this

match up in first place

in their division, known

around the league for

their rambunctious style

of play.

Starting for the Bengals

Meowshawn Lynch

Manti Meow


Tim Teepaw

Dandy Dalton

and their all-star

Ferrell Owens.

The thirty, the twenty,

the ten, he's done it again.

Ferrell Owens,

the orange kitten with the

one black paw leads the

league in both scoring and

cuddles. Keep an eye on

this kitten. He's on top

of his game.

And their opponent,

the Last Hope Lions. The tabby

cats with the purple collars who

are entering this showdown

with the best defense in

the league and only

allowing five unnecessary

cuteness penalties all


Starting for the Lions,

Tabby Romo



Brett Furve


and their top cat Mr. Whiskers.

Mr. Whiskers wins hearts

as well as games with his

trademark white socks and

extra long whiskers. He

may not be the most fierce

competitor, but he's surely

the friendliest.

They don't look like

they're kitten around.

Let's talk about how

today's going to work.

Today our kittens will

compete in three games,

two qualifying games

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