Kissing Jessica Stein Page #4

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and an adventurous spirit.

Also, in the long term, I'm looking

fror someone to mother a child with me.

- Wouldyou be into that?

- [ D.oorbell Rings ]

- Be quiet. You get it.

- Come on. I t'l I be adorable.

I t's not adorable. You are totally

loving this, aren't you?.

Please. I'm 1 60 pounds

and I wake up vomiting.

I have to live

through someone.

- Go. He's looking.

- This is embarrassing.

- Okay. Be quiet.

- He's staring. It's gonna be weird.

- Hi. I'm Charles.

- Hi.

-Jessica. [ Chuckles ]

- [Telephone Ringing]

Hey, it's Hel.

Leave it at the beep.

[ Woman ]

Hi, Helen. I'm calling aboutyour ad.

I would really like to meetyou

as soon as possible,

becauseyou sound

really special.

And to tell you the truth,

I'm hangin' on by a thread here,

and I couldreallyuse

someone special.

So, um,

just call me, okay?

# Sky's blue #

# You know what I'm freeling

You know #

# The verysweet sound

ofryour laughter ##

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[Jessica ] Oh, my God. Whatever.

I'm so happy...

to be eati ng a meal with i ntel I igent

people-- you have no idea.

That's us?.

I know, right?. So thankyou all

for not being freaks or morons...

or using words incorrectly.

Bless you all.

Tell me about it.

Most people I meet at the salon...

are totally "malcompetent."

So, Charles,

what aboutyou?

Have you had a horrible time

out there too?.

- Oh, uh, I don't know. I do okay.

- Yeah?.

Actually, I just met

somebody pretty special.

Um, her name's Michelle.

And it's early, but--

- I don't know. It freels right.

- Charles.

I thought you were single.

Didn't you tell me that, honey?.

[Sighs ]

Uh, I thought so.

[ Charles ] I'm sorry.

Is this supposed to be a setup?

[Jessica ]

No, no. No way. Not a setup.

J ust-J ust a friendly dinner.

- Absolutely. J ust a group of friends.

- [Joan ] Yes.

Matthew and I just like

to have our friends know each other.

Well,you know,Jessica,

don't worry about it. I mean, it's--

We've all been through it.

It's just a jungle out there.

[Josh ]

Yeah, especially fror Stein. I mean,

she always has trouble meeting people

who are good enough for her.

Yeah. God, I wish

I hadyour luck,Josh.

I see you have no trouble

meeting people ofyour caliber.

You know, Stein, why don't you

cut yourself a break?.

It's obviously not the time

to be meeting someone anyway.

- Really?. What?. Not the season?.

- No.

It's just because you're

clearly not open to it.

Excuse me?. I'm sorry.

How would you know?.

Well, I do have

a little history to draw from.

But even ifl didn't,

you've known Charles here...

for about an hour,

and in that time...

you've insulted and dismissed

a panoply of men...

based on factors as reductive

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