King Cobra Page #3

- Thank you.

- Hey.

You promised me

you were gonna be good.

- I was good.

I saw the way you kissed him

the way he was looking at you.

- It's a role, I mean

that was a role

that I was playing for him.

I mean, it's business.

- This -- This means

anything to me!

You're more important to me than

any f***ing amount of money!

Do you understand that?

- F***!

What the f***?

You wanted me to do this.

You, you got me into this!

- F***!

I'm sorry.

It's just..

I used to get booked.

- F***.

- Now nobody wants me.

They just want you.

- Are you kidding me?

- They just want you.

- They're all f***in',

dirty old men, okay?

You think I f***ing care?

They don't f***ing mean

anything to me.

- The first time I met you..

...I said I wanted you

to make me jealous.

Well, I guess

I got my f***ing wish.

F***. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're the only one

I've ever loved.

You know, it's the same thing

for me. Look.

You're the only one ever.

- I love you so f***ing much.

I go crazy.

- I love you, too.

Where's the Kiehl's counter?

I need some products.

- I think

you've shopped enough.

- Please? Come on.

Don't you want me to stay

looking young?

- Okay. Okay. Fine.

How was your mani-pedi?

- I don't know.

I've had better.

- Oh.

You still reading

about yourself? Obsess much?

- If one more fan dedicates

a blog to me, I will just die.

- Oh.

So, um, I think I wanna take

the Vegas gig.

They wanna pay me five grand

just to, like,

sit and sign DVDs.

- No. No. No.

They'll just paw at you

and annoy you.

If they wanna see you,

they can just buy the videos.

- Please? Pretty please?

We'll see.

- That's what you said

about horseback riding.

I wanna ride a horse.

I thought you wanted to learn

how to make movies.

- I do.

- Okay. Well..

Here's the record button.

- I know.

Here's the zoom

and the mount, right?

I know.

And this is a very --

- I know.

I've seen you do it enough.

- Well, you don't know

about auto focus

and -- and w -- white balance.

All those things.

- Oh, I don't? Let's find out.

And action.

- No.

Now, what are you doing?

No. Stop! Please.

And here we have King Cobra,

porn producer.

Whose neighbors have no idea

what goes on here

in this

cookie-cutter community.

- Stop it.

- Tell me about

your first time.

- No, look.

I'm a behind-the-camera guy.

Alright?

- Please?

- You really wanna know?

- Yeah.

- Alright. I was in college.

I know, late bloomer.

I used to go out

with my buddies every night

my best friends,

and they were always trying

to hook me up with girls

and I'd find some way

to mess it up.

I was terrified

to tell them the truth.

Well, we, uh,

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