King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table Page #5

They say if you hold on to

that thing long enough

your hands can actually

obtain the powers

to heal the sick.

It's awesome.

Couldn't this grail be just a

conduct of positive thinking?

Who cares? What about

that sister

that Elaine said to give the grail to.

Was it... Krista?

Wait. Elaine told me she

was an only child.

I would need to check my genealogy

books on that one, buddy.

Just check online.

I don't trust the

Internet. If it's not on ink and

hard paper, I don't think it's

historical facts.

I don't know what this thing's made out

of, but for some reason it feels good.

Right? Let me

get it back.

Let me get it back, bro.

I want to take it back

to my place.

Find out what those markings

are all about.

Should we have a professional

look at that?

Man, I have my master's

in Medieval Archeology.

I think I'm more than qualified

to check this thing out.

To be what, the Wizard of Oz?

This thing shouldn't even be in

public, guys.

How did Elaine get that?

I don't know, but whoever

she got it from,

I think they want it back.

Hey! What are you doing?

Shh. Shh.

Shh.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm just going to

disintegrate your soul.

Stand.

Turn around.

Let me mark him.

If you must.

Now you know who you belong to.

Now, go get that grail

and find out if she did indeed give

it to a bastard seed of Arthur's.

Don't touch this one.

I like her.

Go.

Whether the grail

is magical or not,

someone believes in its powers.

Enough to kill for?

Possibly.

Someone who believes in this fantasy

mumbo-jumbo as much as you?

Penn, this isn't fantasy.

This is real.

Nah, what's real is...

Elaine's dead.

And I blame you.

Hey. Come on. It's not

Gunner's fault, man.

Look. If Gunner hadn't been filling her

head with all this ridiculous Knights

of the Round Table nonsense, maybe Elaine

would have had her head grounded in reality.

Not some dangerous delusion.

-Man, having pride in our past isn't a crime.

-Just drop it, Gunner.

I'm not gonna drop it, man.

Elaine was related to the

wizard Merlin and I have King Arthur's

blood running through my veins.

No, you don't!

You just got the same

blood as me.

A simple grunt who can't

even make Captain.

I went along with this silly charade so

your little feelings wouldn't get hurt.

We knew this made you happy.

-And Elaine paid the price.

-Hey, calm down, man.

Maybe your bad temper

is the reason

-you didn't get promoted to Captain.

-Nah. I'm done.

Forget this.

I'm going back.

I'm getting my bag

and I'm getting on a plane.

It's over.

Come on, Jenna.

Come on, Penn, man. We got to

talk about this some more.

You can't leave Thailand

like this, bro. Come on.

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