Kin-dza-dza! Page #2

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And that Patsak is talking

all the time in languages,

the rest of which he doesn't know.

Why are you staring at me,

maimoona verishvilo.

They know Georgian too...

What did he say?

Ape son of a donkey.

So. We're from the Soviet Union,

here on a cultural exchange.

They know us, and where we are,

and can find us.

If you're not prepared to let us contact

our embassy, there will be large scale repercussions,

is that clear?

We don't understand embassy,

put on the bell quickly!

That means you understand macaroni,

you understand maimuni,

but you dont know what's an embassy, idiots.

I've had enough!

You're morons, understand?

You thought about macaroni and I just repeated it.

This is not the Earth, and not Africa, my friend.

It's the planet Pluk, 215 in tenture.

In the galactic spiral of Kin Dza Dza.

Do you understand?

How do you do? Let's go...

Wear the bells, my friend... Wear them.

There we are, well done.

Excuse me, where are we?

Sh! She has very sensitive ears.

Do you know the tenture of your own planet?

Tenture?

Well, tell me the number of

your galaxy in the spiral.

In the spiral?

In the spiral. The spiral...

Yes...

You know where the earth is.

It orbits with such planets as er...

Venus, Saturn, Mars, Jupiter...

What others, Vladimir Nikolaevich?

The Great Bear.

Vladimir Nikolaevich - come here.

On your planet do you have more matches?

Well, you'll find them.

How many will you give us

if we set you back there?

How many do you need?

Two packs like these!

Seven!

Seven.

But give us what you have now,

I will buy a gravitsapa from them.

Sorry, but what is a gravitsapa?

Without a gravitsapa a pepelats

can only fly like this,

but with one you can reach

any point in the universe - in five seconds.

My friends, how is it that you bring a pepelats

without a gravitsapa from the garage?

It's not in working order.

We had a gravitsapa. But when

we arrived here, it broke down.

Aha.

But don't you have a transference machine?

No.

No.

Give me the matches.

Give us some water.

Like this! You need to do this!

Foo.. You need to do this!

Foo...Do this...Foo...

It's yours, now smoke like this.

Thank you.

He says there they have a gravitsapa.

Put your matches here.

Here's what we'll do. When you put us

on the earth, you can have them...

What do you mean?

Come on, Skripach, to the open cosmos.

Wait! Come back. Come back!

On mother earth you'll get them.

Vladimir Nikolaevich! You said

if we take you, you will give us them all.

But then you stole this match from us.

Patsak doesn't cheat patsak

it's not nice, my friend...

I said - take us to the town!

And what's this?

A shed.

And what's this? What's this?

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