Killing the Joneses Page #2

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Hi.

You've got

glistening teeth.

hanks.

See you later.

Bye, sweetie.

Thank you.

New client.

Are you Kate?

Yes.

So sorry about the wait.

You know how it is.

When the mouth starts going,

there goes the whole day.

I'm "Billay."

Welcome to my salon.

You're not from

around here, are you?

Hmm.

l just saw

that YSL bag...

come down the runway

on style.com,

and I know you didn't

get that around here.

We just moved here

yesterday.

Ah.

So how on earth

did you find me?

Well, l...

do my research,

and anyone who's anyone

knows you're the best.

Isn't that the truth.

And there isn't anyone

who's anyone that I don't know.

Mm-hmm.

So. What are we

going to do today?

l'm a mess

from the move.

I think I need an overhaul.

Sugar, if this is a mess,

then l want whatever

you're taking.

Whoo.

- That'll play.

Nothin' wrong with that.

Clean livin'.

Yeah.

Nice shot.

Thank you.

ave you seen

these new MP-52 irons?

I don't believe I have.

They have a lower,

deeper center of gravity,

so they're more forgiving.

Really?

Yeah, so if they'll

forgive me-

they'll forgive anyone.

Very nice.

Excuse me.

ey, baby.

Hi, baby.

How's your game?

My game's great.

How's your game?

- Fantastic.

l was just missing you.

- Bye-bye, Kate.

lt was great

meeting you.

You too, Sylvia.

And l'll see you tomorrow

for that hot yoga class.

Right. Bye, sweetie.

l see you're making

some new friends.

Well, I'm trying.

- That's hot.

- Oh, I love this.

- The phone's great, but l was

talking about the husband.

- He's pretty yummy too.

- Hello?

- Don't come home too tired.

- Oh.

- Bye. Love you.

l love you.

- You lucky b*tch.

- I know.

You know what

I'm gonna do for you?

l'm gonna have

a special lunch

to introduce you to my ladies.

l would love that.

You got it.

ello?

How'd it go today?

Very well.

Did you make friends?

l did.

I made friends.

Oh. Did you get their,

uh, contact info?

Of course l did.

Great. Well, your dinner's

in the fridge.

You like that?

Jenn?

Ow!

Come on. Let's go.

Sh*t!

Let go of me!

Kate-

Get your clothes on.

- Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I'll handle this.

No. Nothing happened.

Ladies, come on.

Goddamn it, Jenn.

We told them that this

was not going to happen again.

What, are you jealous?

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Now, hold on!

lf you're not gonna do him,

why can't I?

Do you want me to call KC?

Freak's back in action, huh?

F*** you!

Mick, stay out of this.

Go get in your room now .

Night, Dad.

Sh*t.

- Why did you let her

in your room?

- Come on. I was sleeping.

You're not blaming me?

She's got a problem.

What am l supposed to do?

Well, we're not gonna

solve this tonight,

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