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seriously as an actress.

And since you and Blanca

work so well together,

the network thought

that she could observe you.

Work well together?

Seaton, I was

her production assistant

on her first movie.

I was

a glorified babysitter.

I doubt

she even remembers me.

Well, she guess what?

Now only does

she remember you,

she loves, loves,

loves the idea.

She said this time around

she could be your P.A.

Besides, with all

the bad publicity

she's been getting lately,

she could use

a little babysitting.

Seaton, let me

get this straight.

You want me to go

to a remote town

in a red state

that borders Canada

with Blanca Champion

pretending

to fetch people coffee?

Wait, Seaton,

that's ridiculous.

I'm not that broke.

And to be honest with you,

life is too short.

And how's it even possible?

You know what it's like

going out in public with her.

She draws crowds

like the Beatles.

No, no, no.

That's the beauty, Jake.

The townspeople have signed

non-disclosure agreements.

You and Blanca are gonna be

in the middle of nowhere.

Only studio publicity

knows about it.

And by the time the world

press gets wind of it,

your show will be wrapped.

And best of all,

they're gonna pay your rate.

Yeah, huh!

Yeah, you're welcome.

And besides,

getting out of town

might help you

get over the break-up too.

Thanks for going

there, Seaton.

Oh, come on, Jake.

If my fiancee left me for some

dip-sh*t kid from survivor,

I'd jump at the chance

to get out of town.

Can I bring my dog?

Yeah, I thought this would

be a great thing for Jake.

You know,

when your personal life

starts going to hell,

work really is

the best antidote.

My name is Nik,

and I am a P.A.

on the show, uh,

Digger Fever.

White Plains

is the kind of city

that people in Middle America

make fun of.

I know that there's

little kids operating machinery.

Uh, like, five-year-olds.

This is--this is

a really small town.

You know, there's--

it's--it's bizarre,

and, um,

that's just

the way they live.

They catch their food.

They hunt it,

they cook it, they eat it.

You've gotta

hand it to coach Ty Carhartt

for breaking this team's

long-running losing streak,

and turning this team

into real contenders for State.

All right, well,

that's all of it, Jaynie.

You better get home,

or your mom's

gonna kill me.

And remember--

I know, I know.

Vance wasn't here.

Right.

Thanks.

Bye, Vance.

Great game tonight.

Bye, kidlet.

Well, I'm gonna go up

and try tweaking the dish.

I'll see if we can

get some reception.

Um, babe,

I know it's weird,

but are you sure

you're okay?

I mean, with his

release and everything?

I'm okay.

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