Killer Klowns from Outer Space Page #5

where that hole is.

So are you saying that hole

is where the tent was?

The tent made that hole--

is that what you're telling me?

Yes! It was there.

Look, we saw it.

That's a fact.

I'll tell you what

the facts are, mister.

You said people are being killed.

Now, where are the bodies?

I don't know.

I saw Joe Lombardo dead.

I can only tell you

what I think I saw.

Oh, so now you just

think you saw?

No! I know what I saw.

I just can't prove it.

My proof is gone.

Yeah, right.

Turn around, pal.

Mooney was right, huh?

Got nothing better to do

but cause problems.

Well, you're not going

to get away with it this time.

Get away with what?

Debbie saw it, too.

- Yeah, she did, didn't she?

- Ow!

Come on.

Hey, Eddie, is that

a new bike you got?

What's happening, Spike?

Ooh!

Big bad Jojo comin' into town.

Watch this, baby.

Is that bike too big for you?

Hey, Patty!

Mean bike you got there.

Yeah.

Can I take a ride...

- pal?

- Uh-uh!

Can I beep the horn?

Mm-hm.

Oh, thank you!

He should've let the man

ride his bike.

I'm sorry.

I seem to have

broken your bike.

Where'd he go?

Put up your dukes, put up your dukes!

What are you going to do,

knock my block off?

Damn!

Hey, come on,

let's get out of here!

Come on, guys!

Get me out of here!

Here's some more ketchup

for your French fries.

Now, here's

some more ketchup.

I want you to sit still

and eat your hamburger.

You know, this isn't

as much fun as it used to be.

It is if you're the winners.

Back here, young lady.

You're not going anywhere

until you finish your food.

What's going on?

All right, get out.

Turn around.

What are you doing, man?

You're not going

to hit me, are you?

Just turn around, pal, all right?

Look, I'm sorry

about Debbie, but I--

Just drop it, Mike!

Check this out.

That's the stuff.

That's the stuff

that I was telling you about

that was all wrapped

around Joe Lombardo.

Where'd you get that?

Over in that Jeep over there.

- That's McReed's Jeep.

- Who's McReed?

Bob McReed.

He was up here tonight

with me and Debbie.

Those are his glasses.

They got him. He's dead.

Crescent Cove police station.

Mooney speaking.

I'd like

to report a disturbance.

Wait a minute. Calm down.

I can't understand you.

- Clowns!

- What?

They're at my front door!

They're destroying property!

Clowns, huh?

And now they're

at your front door, huh?

They're at my front door right now!

Wait a minute. Who is this?

Would you just get over here?

Stupid kids and their pranks.

Rich little bastards.

I'd shoot them all.

Daddy sends them

to fancy schools...

...so the police department

can babysit the little pricks.

Police station.

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