Killer Klowns from Outer Space Page #3

Look at this place.

It smells like candy.

You know, I don't know

what we saw out there before, but...

this looks like

a cotton candy factory to me.

Yeah.

This must be where

they hang it up to dry

before they ship the stuff out.

No, it's not.

I've never seen anything

like this before, have you?

No.

Well, that's because nobody has.

I don't believe in UFOs,

but if they do exist,

then-- then we're trapped

in one right now.

Debbie, will you just calm down?

There's got to be a logical

explanation for this.

This isn't what you think it is.

Nobody stores

cotton candy like this.

What are you talking about?

Of course it is.

Look.

Joe Lombardo.

Down this way.

Are you OK?

I think so.

Come on.

Popcorn? Why popcorn?

Because they're clowns,

that's why.

Mike, get me out of here!

Hurry, they're coming!

We have to tell the police.

We're going to run to the police

and tell them there's

a bunch of clowns

running around killing

people with cotton candy?

I have a friend there.

I know he'll believe us.

I don't know, Debbie.

I wouldn't even believe us.

What the heck?

Dave!

Oh, my God!

Something horrible has happened!

Somebody's been killed!

Wait a second, Debbie.

What happened?

You got to help us!

We got to do something!

There are two people dead!

- Who, Debbie? Who's dead?

- Joe Lombardo. He's dead.

And-- and some old man, too.

Wait a second, guys.

Are you sure about this?

Yes! it-- they were hanging there

wrapped up

in these cotton candy things--

these... cocoons.

Cocoons?

Yes, cocoons.

You know, cocoons.

All right, everybody calm down.

Look, Debbie, come inside

and explain this to me.

I'd like to help you,

but before I can,

I've got to understand

what's going on here myself.

I really need

to get some mascara, OK?

OK, why don't

we just go to the drugstore?

OK? And then we'll go on.

Look.

Cute.

All right, sit down.

Let's start from the beginning,

all right?

OK, OK.

We were up

at the Top of the World,

and-- and we saw

this shooting star,

and we decided to go look for it.

But instead of finding

the shooting star,

we saw this-- this circus tent.

And that's when we went inside,

and that's when

we saw all those people

in those-- those pink

cotton candy cocoons.

Dave, it was not a circus tent.

It was something else.

- What? What?

- It was a spaceship,

and there was these things,

these... killer clowns,

and they shot popcorn at us.

We barely got away.

Killer clowns from outer space?

Holy sh*t.

Dave, we are telling you the truth.

You've got to believe us.

Let me tell you something, honey.

I was just over there.

There's nothing going on.

Excuse me, please,

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