Killer Holiday Page #4

food, he would have taken it from us.

He doesn't have a right to stop us

from driving. He doesn't own the road.

Guys, the wire's

been tripped, right?

Why don't we just drive past his place

really fast and he won't even know.

Mmm, Derrick's in.

- You know what? I need a drink.

- Hey, get me one.

Seatjack, oooh.

Oh yeah.

Well, hello there!

- Hello hello hello!

- This can't be good.

Well, welcome back.

I'm Henry Lee.

How are you all doing?

You decide to take me up

on my offer?

I want you to take this thing,

turn it around and get

the hell out of here.

Y'all decide to take me

up on my offer?

Hmm?

- Maybe?

- Well

you're going to go down

the road here a ways

and it's going

to veer off to the right.

About a half mile, you're gonna come

across a wonderful little campsite

right across

from the amusement park.

Fire pit, no water though.

You folks got plenty of water?

I thought you were

pissed off at us.

I was just playing with you.

No, uh, you misinterpreted

what I said.

Get the hell gone!

Now go on!

But you're welcome to stay. I can even

get you some water if you want to.

- Well, that's right kind of you.

- Derrick!

You live here?

Uh, yes, miss, I do.

I take care of the theme park.

I keep it clean.

What's left of it, anyway.

Used to have a sheep ranch here,

but, uh--

- I had 5,000 head at one time.

- Baa!

Baa!

You know sheep are just

about the dumbest animals

you'll ever want to meet.

Well, you kids take care now.

- Baaa!

- It's just up the road a piece,

- about a half a mile.

- Baa!

That's right,

and come back for water

- if you need water.

- Baa!

And you can pet my sheep

if you want to.

Yeah, it's pretty hot.

Yeah, knock it off. Seriously.

God.

Yeah, seriously, dude.

Chill out.

Cammi--

- I'm sorry.

- Oh ho ho!

- Bumper cars? Where do we get in?

- This is creepy.

Oh, this is wicked.

Taylor, weren't you born

in a bumper car?

Taylor, weren't you born

in a bumper car?

- How do we get in?

- Hmmm.

Move back. Move.

Scoot. Move.

Oh my God!

- Oh my God!

- Okay, Taylor.

- Okay.

- Hello, it's closed for a reason!

- This place is insane!

- Taylor!

- It's--

- Definitely abandoned for a while.

I think this is where we go in.

You wear contacts, huh?

Yo, guys, we have to check this out!

Come on!

- You want to go in?

- Sure.

- Ew, I don't think so!

- You're not coming in?

- No.

- You guys going in?

We're going to go check out

this other place. Come on.

Whoa.

Damn.

I wonder if any

of these rides still work.

It's so damp.

Dude, really?

These spider webs, man!

What's that smell?

Madison, we are now entering

the Bottle Tree Maze.

This is so cheesy.

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