Killer Holiday Page #2

Come on now,

let's go here.

- I ain't giving him two bucks.

- Come on, gimme it.

Let's have it.

Pay up.

- Let me get $2.

- That's two--

that's two.

Let's go, come on.

Whoa!

You'll never get him, you know?

Who?

Come on.

Cammi, we all see

the way you look at Dylan.

I-- I don't want to be mean or anything,

but you're really not his type.

I'm just saying that as your friend.

I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Friends?

It's good timing because

my partner Carl,

he's taking his nap right now.

It was his shift.

So it's a good timing.

The snake's just been fed.

Get this door here.

Ow. Come on in.

- I can't wait to see this.

- Right over here.

Slide over.

Come on and make room.

There's plenty of room

for everybody. Plenty of room.

Come on in here.

Come on, you, get up there.

All right.

Shh, settle down.

The snake must not be awakened.

''Behold. The reptilian brain

shares much

of the DNA of humans.''

Talk about human.

''But perhaps has evolved

far beyond humans

in terms of their

animal intelligence...''

- Oh man!

- ''...and ability to survive

and maybe even

conquer man!

Who really is the smarter

animal on the planet Earth?

Ask yourselves that question!

For I give you

Pete the giant snake.''

Oh God!

Pete, what did you eat?

You ate Carl!

Oh my God, look, Pete's alive!

Look, it's alive!

Carl! He's real!

Alive!

Oh, his tail is moving.

That was worth $2, come on.

It's alive, look!

He's just a trick.

It's a real mean snake!

Hey, come on back now.

It's a joke, come on.

You'll remember this your whole life.

Done gone stupid

Well, they done gone stupid

and they keep on getting stupid.

Hey, guys, what are you doing?

Ain't fooling...

- Open the door.

- Ain't fooling...

Guys, come on.

Open the door.

Guys?

Guys, open the door!

Guys, there's something in here!

Guys, come on!

Open the door!

This is not funny!

Guys, open the door!

Open the door!

Get that opened up for you.

Ow .

Adam?

Adam?

Oh, you was in there?

You are so screwed.

Come on, bro,

we were just messing with you.

You good?

- Dude!

- Hey, come on, man.

The darn door give me

a new manicure.

Got paint on my fingers.

- God damn it!

- Splinters on my toes.

Come on, dog.

You ain't even got a good comeback?

I'm kinda jealous.

You guys are idiots sometimes, I swear.

You know,

it's 5:
00 and this is the first--

what the hell is that?

A piece of corn.

I think there that's a piece of corn.

- Come on, bro.

- It's about time!

Jack, I told you not to be

eating that stuff.

Hey, Taylor, I'm driving.

Move out the way.

Move out the way.

Hey, kids!

Hey, kids!

Yo, hey.

What's-- what's up?

Well, I was back there

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