Kill Theory Page #3
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- Year:
- 2009
- 85 min
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All right, I'm gonna follow her.
- Assuming that that's possible.
- That's my man.
Attaboy.
Oh, my God.
Would you get a room, you two? Man.
and get away from everybody.
- Well, you know I'm doing the toast thing.
- So, do it.
- I'll do it later.
- I brought the handcuffs.
Everyone, listen up.
Since we're all about to graduate and most
of us will be in different cities next year,
I figured a toast was in order.
Not a bad idea.
Jennifer, I don't think I ever told you this.
But all of us were so psyched
when you came along,
because the girl
that Mikey was dating before you...
- No, leave it alone.
- What?
- Boy! Take it.
- You f***er.
- What about her?
- Let's just say
she had freakishly short arms.
T. Rex. "Mikey, I can't reach your pants.
Mikey."
Thanks for bringing it up. I appreciate it.
I can't believe I'm about to admit this,
but first time I ever saw you
was at Shamrock's.
You were wearing that little white top
with those jeans with the tear
in the perfect spot.
- Easy access.
- Oh, my God.
And all I remember is just being
incredibly nervous
because I knew I had to come up
and talk to you. I just... I had to.
But I had no idea what to say.
I guess what I'm really trying to say
is that it's been a great four-year ride.
And I just want all of you to know that
I couldn't have traveled it
with better people.
- I mean that.
- F***, yeah.
Love you guys.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Cheers.
I just teared up. I just teared up a little.
- Whoa, hold the phone.
- Cheers.
I know I didn't go to school with you guys,
but can I add something...
- Absolutely.
...anyway? Is that cool?
- Please.
- Sure?
Thanks. Aye, here's to my fast bike,
fast men
and getting bent sideways with a bunch
of f***ing yuppie college motherfuckers.
- Yes, salud.
- We're all high.
Let's get more.
- Let's do this.
- Then the wine.
- The more, the merrier.
Who sh*t in my shot glass?
- You like that "to kill ya"?
- It tastes like old-man urine.
I got you. I got you.
- Go soft, baby.
- No.
- You are so f***ing beautiful.
- And I'm so f***ing lucky.
And I've seen enough.
It's on, mama.
You got a one-way ticket south
before we go there, okay, babe?
All right, you saucy little minx.
Baby?
What the f*** did you do, man?
- What just happened?
- I didn't do anything! Help me move her.
- What the hell?
- What the f*** happened?
Just f***ing move her. F***!
My God, you motherf***er!
Baby!
What the f***? Is that f***ing...
- Are you f***ing kidding me?
- Oh, my God.
- What happened?
- We gotta call someone.
Oh, my God. Oh, my f***ing God.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
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