Synopsis: A day in the life of a group of troubled 15-year-olds growing up in west London.
Genre: Crime, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Menhaj Huda
Production: Revolver Entertainment
  2 wins & 1 nomination.
89 min

Where are you?

Oh, yeah.

All right, all right, later.

You all right, Alisa?

You girls coming

to my party, yeah?

It's gonna be wicked,

everyone's gonna be there.

So, I was, like, Listen, yeah, brush

your teeth after you lick me out...

don't try and kiss me,

you get me?

- That's proper grimy.

- I know, proper ghetto.

Moony's buff, you know.

- Have you got a spare cigarette?

- No, I'm giving up.

Shaneek and Carleen are over there.

They're watching us.

Did you finish the coursework

for them?



You girls gotta come to my party.

It's gonna be heavy.

- Who's gonna be there?

- Everyone's coming.

Mum and dad are away,

so anything goes.


- Please come.

- Safe, yeah?

Hey, pussyhole,

seen Claire around?

You like this,

isn't it, Charlotte?

Why you calling me that?

You know my name's Claire.

So that if anyone else hears, they don't

think that you're, you know, Sam's girl.

- You scared of him, Jay?

- Of Sam? No.

All right, girls.

Wanna come to my party?

Are you gonna come? Surely your mum

can low you, it's Friday night.

I don't know,

I'm not feeling too good.

And I ain't got nothing to wear.

Okay, if I score some money to get us

something to wear, will you come?

- Where you gonna get that much money?

- Don't watch that.

What go on, bitch?

- You seen Claire anywhere?

- No.

- What?

- No.

What the f*ck you looking at,

you fat bitch? You know me?

Have you seen Claire?

Can't we kick, man?

I'm not your fucking security guard.

- Yes, Moony.

- Yo, Trife.

- Where you been, man?

- I had a couple things to do, man.

What's wrong with these batty holes,

man. Always fucking playing football.

Come in the class,

stinking it up afterwards.

Hey, just light the zoot, man.

Come on, Becky.

Let's go.

You know what? Them two girls

over there are fucking weird, blood.

I know. What the f*ck

she's looking at, man?

How can you make her watch you

like that, blood?

See me now, if that was me,

I wouldn't have it.

You should spark

in her fucking face.

Yeah, you watch.

I'm gonna mash her up.

- Hey, come on, let's go, Jay.

- All right, man.

- Ring me tonight, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, course I will.

- Come on.

- Yes, man, there...

- and that Claire's pussy is live, man.

- You're gonna be late.

Let's get inside

before the second bell.

Come on.

Oi, Alisa's looking tit, boy.

Why you split up with her?

I don't know, man.

I dashed it, isn't it?

She just... I don't know.

- Boy, you're a fool, Trife man.

- Hey, f*ck off, man.

You're brave, blood...

I would never leave that, man.

- I'd f*ck that everyday.

- Everyday, blood, standard.

- What you talking about?

- Rub them titties all night, blood.

What you uniform pussyholes know about

titties and pussy and all them thing?

And what you doing chatting about Alisa?

I fucked that girl a few weeks ago, blood.

Everyday for a week

when she's supposed to be your girl.

Think you're so bad, isn't it?

What did I tell you before, huh?

When I call you, you must come.

Beat her, Shaneek star.

- What did I tell you your name was?

- Big bird.

Leave me alone, please.

Get up.

Fucked her hard, blood,

you understand me?

Bareback, no rubber smutting.

What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

- What you gonna do, man?

- Leave us alone, blood, man.

Who the f*ck you talking to?

Hold this fool.

Low it, man, low it,

low it, low it, man.

What you got for me, blood?

- Got nothing, blood, man.

- What you got for me?

- Who you talking to?

- Got nothing man.

- Don't answer me back, bruv.

- Got nothing, man.

F*ck you talking to, blood?

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Noel Clarke

Noel Anthony Clarke (born 6 December 1975) is an English actor, screenwriter, director, and comic book writer from London. He is known for playing Wyman Norris in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and Mickey Smith in Doctor Who. Clarke appeared in and wrote the screenplay for Kidulthood and wrote, directed and starred in the sequels, Adulthood and Brotherhood, which earned £1,209,319 during the opening weekend of its release. Clarke studied Media at the University of North London before going on to take acting classes at London's Actors Centre. Clarke won the Laurence Olivier Award for Most Promising Performer in 2003 and was awarded a BAFTA Orange Rising Star Award in 2009. more…

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