Kicks Page #3

It's hilarious.

You gotta watch it.

Bro, I'm cool.

RICO:
Oh!

I get it.

Nigga trying to get so

fresh, so clean, clean,

for his first kiss and sh*t.

ALBERT:
Exactly.

I've kissed a girl before.

Whatever, man. Look...

If you wanna shave your balls,

make sure you get clean strokes.

No side-to-side.

That sh*t hurts.

All right, then, y'all.

Later, nigga.

Oh, hey, hold on. What y'all

about to wear tonight?

Man, who gives a sh*t.

Wear what you want.

RICO:
Hey,

I'll race you, nigga.

ALBERT:

You ain't catching me.

(INAUDIBLE)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

(TURNS OFF STEREO)

Hey, bro, you got

change for a five?

Who got them shoes for you? Your

mama got them kicks for you, bro?

Makes you straight, though?

What up, boy?

What up, boy?

Catch this nigga.

Boy! Where you going?

You're gonna be my b*tch today.

Be my b*tch today.

Hey, nigga. Hey, nigga.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey, man.

Come over here.

Bring him over here.

Nigga, what the f***

you lookin' at?

Come on!

B*tch.

(GANG MEMBERS LAUGHING)

All right,

give me them kicks, boy!

What, what?

You trying to fight?

Take your shoes off, nigga!

B*tch ass lookin', ass nigga.

Stop that cryin' and sh*t.

Hey, this nigga

from school, man.

"Boo, nigga."

Yeah! Yo, hold on.

Hold on, nigga.

Smile. Smile.

Now give me them shoes, man.

Take a picture of me and

this b*tch-ass nigga!

Get in the picture, nigga!

Who you kickin', boy?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

GANG MEMBERS:
Ooh!

Take them off.

Give me those kicks, boy.

Hand. Hand.!

Man, I'm coming.

Nigga, get off me.

Thank you for the kicks, nigga.

(GROANS)

RICO:
Damn!

ALBERT:
Damn!

Got your ass!

Nigga, they took

both shoes? (CHUCKLES)

Yo, that sucks.

Sh*t.

BRANDON:
How we gonna

get 'em back?

(CHUCKLES)

RICO:
Man...

Niggas get jacked every day.

You look fine to me, man.

Eat your Manchow.

And give me that sh*t!

You don't know how to roll

no goddamn blunt, nigga.

Hey, you got a hit in,

though, right?

RICO:
Yeah, right.

Look at his face.

Nigga probably handed 'em

over like a little b*tch.

ALBERT:
You know, if I was up in there...

RICO:
What?

Guess what I would have done?

What you would have done?

I would have been all up

on them niggas. What?

One by one, like, "What

up?" Like, what then?

What's up nigga...

Like, "What up..."

(RAPPING) Chin up Chest

out when it's flying time

Can't be a man if!

Let another claim mine

They crossed the line

So, Fm with it Don't approach me

Only real gonna survive

And we gonna see

That I ain't no b*tch.

You deaf, nigga? You don't

hear me talking to you?

F*** you, b*tch.

I'm right here.

You want me to whoop your

ass now, too, bro? Chill.

I'ma get my shoes back!

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