Kickin It Old Skool Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 108 min
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And since I've been doin' your chores
for about 20 years...
why don't you give
your old man a rest?
Can I wait until
my arms and legs work?
Well, your-your arms and legs
aren't gonna work all by themselves.
Son, you've got to
work them until they work.
- Mow the lawn, paint the fence.
- Sand the floor?
Dad, is this like Mr. Miyagi telling
Daniel-san to do household chores...
but he's really teaching him karate?
- No.
- Why are we holding hands? I don't-
- Because you'll get-
- I don't want to hold hands. Ow.
- What happened to the mall?
- Nothing.
Business is- it's booming.
- What?
- Just checking. Okay.
I gotta go to the bank.
Why don't you go to the toy store?
Darth Maul?
Jar Jar Binks?
Who are these gay birds?
They're not from Star Wars.
Hey.
- What do you like to play with?
- Huh?
- What's your favorite toy?
- Well, I like Tamagotchi. It's like a little pet.
- Is it like a Chia Pet?
- What's a Chia Pet?
Oh! You know what I got at my house?
I got a Slip 'n Slide.
You know what? You should come over sometime.
We could Slip 'n Slide together.
We have potential trouble
in Glazer's Toys.
Or we could play army. I could play the sergeant.
You could be the lieutenant.
You and I can get in a trench together.
I can get in your foxhole.
Or you can get in my foxhole.
You and me could play cops and robbers.
I could be the cop.
You could be the robber. I could be like,
"You're goin' downtown." Hey.
- No, no.
- Yeah. Come on.
- Don't make me pull out my nightstick.
- Happy camper in Glazer's Toys!
I repeat. We have a happy camper
in Glazer's Toys!
You can come over my house
and sleep over if you want.
You like those foxholes?
Here's a little foxhole.
It's just so damn cute.
I- I don't like- I don't like cute things.
I like boy things!
- Know what they do to b*tches
like you up in prison, huh?
- I'm not a b*tch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, stop, stop. Let him go.
Justin?
Darnell?
- What was up with those guys?
- Uh, well, they thought you like little boys.
No, no. Like, they thought
you like little boys.
- Oh, my God. That's so gnarly.
- Mm-hmm.
Ew. Ew.
- You want some chew?
- Nah. Go ahead, man.
You hit your head real hard, huh?
You should come over my house.
I'm hookin' up my Atari.
It's gonna be awesome.
Man, I miss you, dog. I miss you.
You my nigga!
Darnell, that's a bad word.
B*tch, it's 2006!
You been sleepin' too long.
After N.W.A. came out,
everybody's been sayin' it.
- What-What's N.W.A.?
- Uh, Niggaz With Att-
It's like "my buddy," or "my friend."
I'm sorry, Darnell.
- I was in a coma.
- Yeah, you were.
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