Ki and Ka Page #4

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Just mom

I was Z when I lost my dad

in an accident.

He died very young.

So only mom after that.

She married fast,

had a baby fast

became single fast.

So now you know Why

I am "fist-fast".

Hereditary problem

I'm so sorry.

Happens.

After dad died mom

made herself busy.

She became the queen

of social work.

Today she runs a few NGOs

I've always missed having a home

and a perfect family.

I had some softness too...

But now this is me.

Are you single?

Why, do I look double to you?

Don't you have a boyfriend?

On and off...

But no one permanent.

- You scare them away?

- Boys are chicken.

They can't handle a woman

more ambitious than them.

So you're going

to die single?

In an expensive hospital.

But Why are you so curious?

Why? Do you hold the

copyright to he curious?

OK ask me.

- When is you:
birthday'?

- 15th April.

What are you saying?

Mine too! 15th April!!

- What'? Don't lie.

- Here look, my I.D.

You think we are twins

separated at birth?

1988!

And you?

Where are you:
manners'?

Never ask a woman her

year of birth!

Did you see the 1983 World Cup,

when India won'?

No. I Wasn't horn then.

And the 1987 World Cup'?

When Australia won'?

- No. I was too young.

- That means you are '84 horn

- '85

- You said it, I didn't ask!

Do you like kids?

Yes. But other's.

Don't kids slit your

maternal instincts?

There are so many

kids around.

Why produce one more'?

Afraid'?

Kids and marriage will hijack

your flight to success?

The idea of marriage is good.

It's nice to have someone.

To talk to...

like a special friend...

who you can

cuddle and sleep with!

Your own private happy space.

But a Woman pays too heavy

a price in marriage.

No offense to you: morn, but

the responsibility of a happy home,

is always forced

onto the woman.

However evolved a man is...

a woman's career somewhere

gets compromised.

Marriage is not fol me.

Why? So many Women

manage both Well.

They're super, super women.

So aren't you a super, super,

super woman?

Not at all.

So marry me then!

If you Want to slap me,

then on this cheek please...

I have dental problems this side.

The doctor said I have to

extract my wisdom tooth.

"You're too wise!"

Now Who's fist-fast?

Slow down!

Why should I he the scapegoat

fol you to he a housewife?

Scapegoat?

You Want to move ahead fast,

I don't Want to move ahead at all.

You Want marriage but

you don't Want the domestic hassles

I Want marriage too...

but don't want the office,

career, ambition hassles.

Even out birthdays are the same.

OK I'm three years younger,

but big deal!

We are 100% made for each other.

Unless of coulee you're chicken...

And can't handle

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