Khali the Killer Page #5

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to use those women.

They look straight out of a porno.

Don't they, Becca?

They look like porno girls.

They're supposed to look like

that. That's the whole schtick.

Did you hear that, Ma? Schtick!

I told you he's assimilating.

Oh no just water thank you.

So, how's the business doing? You

don't need any more money, do you?

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Isaac knows I'm a kidder.

Don't you, Isaac?

-You're a kidder.

-So...

I dont understand why you dont just

quit with the mattress business...

...and come to work with us,

already.

-I don't like Jewish food.

-Isaac, don't offend Mother.

What?

He doesn't like my food. Big deal.

-I didn't.

-He didn't say your food, Mom.

I gotta go.

You're going out again tonight?

I thought you were

going to take me shopping.

I'm meeting with clients.

I'll take you. We'll have more fun,

anyway.

Y'all have a good time okay.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Kisses, kisses...

Snooky, snooky. Bye.

Love you!

-Love you too. Ya'll have fun okay.

You guys are adorable!

Simply adorable.

-So?

-What?

Oh come on. You've always been a

horrible liar.

-What are you talking about?

-Come on!

For lunch, egg salad, not tuna.

Water, not wine with dinner.

You're pregnant!

-I wanted to tell Isaac first.

I knew it! I knew it! Even before

the tuna salad, I knew it!

You just have that glow!

-I know. Okay so um...

If it's a boy, I wanna name it

Khali.

-Oh.

-It means good.

You gotta be f..g kidding me.

I like that.

If it's a girl, I wanna name

it after you.

What kind of f..g choice?

You know what to do.

You don't have a f..g choice!

You don't have a f..g choice!

Go in there and you f..g kill her!

You put her f..g brains

all over the f..g wall!

You f..g b*tch I don't care.

Hi.

Oh yeah I forgot.

You don't speak Spanish.

I mean I understand a little.

How do you grow up in East L.A.

and not know Spanish?

I mean if you didn't talk

so damn fast...

...maybe I could understand

what the hell you're saying.

These are frijoles.

-Frijoles.

-Fre-jo-les.

Arroz.

-Arros.

-Arroz.

Arroz? Aroz?

You can't roll your R's, can you?

Stop!

-Go.

-Arroz.

Arroz.

Closer. Watch my mouth.

Arroz.

Arroz.

A little bit better.

-Okay.

-Cul es tu signo?

What's my sign? Really?

Oh nice so you only know

pick up lines.

You're such a bendejo, go away!

Cook me something to eat.

-Ah come on! That was good.

-Yeah all right.

-All right frijoles.

-Go!

I am in control. I am in control.

I am in control.

I am not a victim.

I am not a victim.

-I just came home and...

...my wife's been shot.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

My wife and my mother in law.

Calm down Isaac,

calm down, calm down.

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