Kenny Page #2

...and that stood for

'Store High In Transit'.

And that's where

it got its name from.

So... I don't know

whether there's any truth...

...to that story or not...

...but it's a pretty elaborate,

you know, lie.

Bit of a long-winded set-up if

someone's made that story up.

I'm going with it.

Yeah, so, I'm having to work

a little bit of overtime tonight...

...just to get a couple

of extra toilets ready.

We've got a heap of them

going out next week.

As you can see, the kids...

I don't know what they do.

They've broken through

that one. They do all sorts...

Oh, have a look at this one.

You won't believe this.

Have a look at this. This one

I replaced this morning.

Look at that! Eh?

What kind of curry

has that bloke been eating?

Devil's curry.

Hell's teeth, I tell you.

I've never understood why

people all carry on about it.

I... I enjoy a good crap,

to be quite honest.

I not only enjoy it, I love it.

I don't think

it's all pain and anger.

Me, personally, I sit on a toilet

for 20-odd minutes...

...as most men can.

Do you know,

it's an interesting fact...

...as far as smells...

...apparently your body

only is in shock -

...and sometimes it is shock -

...for about the first 7 to 12 seconds or

something...

...and after that you get

used to it very quickly.

That's why a man can read...

...a newspaper or magazine

from front to back...

...you know, in the toilet, in his own

smell, and not notice it.

Mind you,

the next person that walks in...

...will think they've been smacked in the

head...

...with a poo bat.

But, uh, I don't know,

you know...

If a woman walks in after you,

kill 'em. Knock 'em in half.

I've always understood

that people...

I know everyone does get

embarrassed by taking a crap.

You wouldn't wanna be doing it

in the middle of Bourke Street...

...butt-naked,

trying to poo into a cup.

I mean, even dogs...

if you watch a dog crap...

...even a dog's embarrassed

to do poos.

You know when

they're doing a poo...

...they're all bent over like they're

trying to root a cricket ball...

...but even they... Even they

get embarrassed.

And that's a dog.

And they'll eat it!

This is, uh... What am I

down to? Four strings.

I was given this guitar

by a mate of mine.

He used to play a bit of music.

And he had a bit of an accident.

And, uh... His job,

he was working...

...got his hand crushed

in a machine.

He couldn't play

the guitar anymore, so...

...he gave me this.

And I always swore

I'd learn to play the guitar...

...but I haven't really learnt.

The only thing I've learnt is that

if I hit the strings really hard...

...they break.

I think it takes a certain

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