Keeping Rosy Page #4

Police spokesman

has admitted that it acted

unlawfully by failing...'

RADIO OFF:

PHONE RINGS:

ENGINE STARTS:

LIFT:
'Doors closing.'

'Going down.'

Cor, about time.

Roger's been waiting ages,

he's found your vandals on the CCTV.

She's beautiful.

Just like her mother.

I need to put her down.

Hey, good girl.

Hey, there's a good girl.

LAUGHTER IN OTHER ROOM

Yeah. I suppose you were

born a stone's throw away

from the Stretford End.

My old man supported them,

didn't he?

Here you are, sit down, Char.

Roger's having Stacy's.

You were so long, I had to give her

a sandwich and put her to bed.

It's only fishcakes.

Oh, don't bother me,

I am Hank Marvin.

One fish is bigger than the other,

so I'll give you more chips, right?

Is this the only vinegar

you've got, Char?

Yes, sorry.

And you forgot the gravy. No,

actually, down here in civilisation,

we don't do gravy on chips.

Oh, right.

Well, in that case, I better get us

a drink to wash it down with, eh?

Nice try with Westhill Tower.

Unfortunately, I spent a year

manning a checkpoint in Basra.

Kind of teaches you to remember

where you've seen a car before.

So, then, seeing as it's

so posh down here,

I thought we better make it

champagne.

What's this? Drinking the evidence?

What? Nothing.

Here, give it here.

You'll do someone an injury.

You don't mind, do you, Char?

There's loads of bottles in

the fridge.

No, it's... I just don't want any.

Oh, come on, sis.

No, really, I'm fine. Right, Rog,

pour Char a glass, will you?

Come on, you should be celebrating,

you've had a payoff.

Wow.

That really is something to

celebrate.

INAUDIBLE:

I was out with this mate of mine,

terrible he is,

can't handle his drink at all.

We've had, what, seven, eight pints,

and he has thrown up all

over himself.

Jesus! Seriously, right there in

the middle of the pub,

he is all over the place.

He's going, "Oh, my wife's going to

kick me out," you know,

"She said if I come home like this

one more time we're finished."

I said to him, "Chill out, pal.

"When you go home, have a 20 note

in your hand and say some geezer

"threw up on you and gave it to you

for the dry-cleaning."

So, he goes home, wife takes one

look at him, tries to chuck him out,

he goes, "No, no, no, no, no.

"When I was on the train home,

some geezer threw up on me,

"gave me a score for the

dry-cleaning."

She goes, "But you've got 40 quid

in your hand."

He goes, "Yeah. The other 20 quid is

from the geezer that shat in my pants."

You... You're full of sh*t.

No, straight up.

So, um...

So, what's the deal with

these vandals then, Char?

What? You know, the vandals.

What's been going on?

Oh, something went on in

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