Keep the Change Page #3

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- Uh-uh.

You seem hungry or nervous

or something...

- No, I'm on this no-carb diet.

- Mmm.

So that's all you.

Did you know that milk

had carbs in them?

- Wow, milk had carbs.

- Yeah.

So, I'm excited about

this U2 concert tonight...

Yes, me too! I love U2!

- I love Bono. I'm obsessed with him...

- Yes...

I know everything about him,

like his date of birth:

May 10, 1960.

- Whoa, 1960...

- Yeah.

You kind of look

like him a little bit.

[Irish accent] Hello, hello!

[laughs]

- Yeah, the glasses...

- That's good.

That's good.

Um, do you always

keep your sunglasses on?

Sorry.

[snorts] Aah!

[snorts] Aah!

It's my allergies.

- Do you need a napkin?

- [grunts]

No, I just...

So, um,

you into sports at all?

- Um, sort of.

- You heard of Kobe Bryant?

Yeah, this morning,

he was traded to the LA Rapers.

I'm sorry.

That wasn't funny.

I got a funnier one.

[imitating Bill Cosby] "My two favorite

things:
Jell-O pudding and rape."

I'm just gonna run

to the bathroom.

Aah!

Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Sorry.

Angie!

Anj!

Hi.

[rock music playing, faint]

[key taps]

[key taps]

[sighs]

[keys tapping]

[beeps]

[exhales sharply]

[muffled crying, yelling]

Such a f***ing bum!

F***ing bum!

[woman]

Welcome to Drama Therapy.

[man] I'm so happy

to be here, Delilah.

[Delilah] Excellent.

So, this summer, we're actually gonna

be working towards a performance.

- [man] Really?

- [Sarah] Ooh!

- [woman 2] Ooh!

- [Delilah] Yes.

[Sarah] Ooh, wow!

Yeah, and what

we're gonna be doing

is we're going to be

exploring who we are.

And then we're gonna be able

to show that to the world.

And so one of the things

we're gonna do this summer

is we're going to create our performance

around the idea of superheroes.

[man, Sarah] Ooh!

[Delilah] So what I want you

guys to be thinking about,

think about, if you had a superhero

power, what would it be?

- [man] I love it.

- [Sarah] I love it!

- [woman 2] That is fantastic!

- [woman 3] Great idea!

[man] I love it. It's just

what I've wanted for years.

David. What happened?

- What?

- You missed our homework assignment.

What homework assignment?

Remember, we were supposed to write

a report about the Brooklyn Bridge.

Look, how about this? Why don't

we do this professionally, okay?

I'm going to pay you money

to do this.

I mean, you want money.

How much do you want, 20?

David, that's

not the assignment.

You're giving me

a really hard time

which is completely not okay,

completely unacceptable.

- [siren wailing]

- Look, David, if you're not gonna cooperate with me

and contribute

to your fair share,

I'm going to advocate myself

and speak my mind to Dorsey,

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