
Kazaam
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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Slippity slide #
#I do what I do
just to survive #
#Slide, slide
Slippity slide #
# When you're livin'in the city
It's do or die #
- #Roll along #
- # That's what you do #
- #Just roll along #
- # That's right ##
Hey, welcome back, Max.
- Thought you'd get away from us, huh?
- Let go of me!
Don't tell me this is
It's a math problem.
If we took all the dough...
from a dork on the floor,
would it be enough?
Two dollars and seventy cents?
We're gonna be living large on this.
- If you guys want a
real score-- - Yeah?
It's the wholesale mart.
Fifth and Broadway.
Rolexes, gold chains,
who knows what.
Third aisle,
locker 882, upstairs.
And all you need is...
this.
- We'll be in touch.
- Later... loser.
- Come on, man. Come on, man.
- What a wuss!
Another alien abduction,
Maxwell?
but they didn't get a thing.
- The key to the supply closet, Maxwell.
- The key?
To the supply closet.
Oh, I left it in the door,
Mrs. Duke.
And you also left us without enough
time to hear your little presentation.
But I want to hear it anyway,
right here after school!
I'm home!
- Don't tell me.
- You were kidnapped by gypsies
and sold to the circus.
Hey, can I help it if Mrs. Duke is really
a very angry man trapped in a woman's body?
Oh, I see. Another
homework malfunction.
And, gosh,
what a surprise, detention.
But,you know,
the only good news is...
you weren't here...
when we were robbed.
What kind of maniac would steal
the motor to our Hoover?
You were supposed to come home
today and help me clean up, remember?
- It's just Travis.
- What is that supposed to mean?
You told me, men are like buses.
I never said--
You know that this is the only day
that I don't work a double shift...
house to look nice for Travis.
Mom, it's not like
he lives here or anything.
Your feet?
What is this?
What is this? Huh? What have
you got here, dreadlocks?
No, wait, look.
It's a tiny, living creature.
- Who put a squirrel in your shorts?
- Max...
- try and look like this guy.
- I hate that picture.
Max, we have to talk.
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey. We're in here.
Looking good, Max.
You're not looking
so bad either.
Max,you ever hear
- Isn't he some dead
black-and-white guy? - Apparently.
- But he's a very funny dead guy.
You tell him?- Tell me what?
Hello?
Max, um...
Travis and I...
want to get engaged.
I thought he was just
coming over for ribs.
- We wanted to wait 'til all
of the papers were signed.
- ''Papers''?
- The divorce papers.
There were some things
left unsigned by your father.
My father? But I thought
you didn't know where he was.
- I didn't.
- Listen, Max...
what matters now is you and your
mom can move on with your lives.
- That's why we want to get engaged.
- Wait, what about me?
- Why didn't you ask me?
- Max--
What about me?
Max.
Well...
now he knows.
Hey, I want to talk to you!
Get him! Come on, man! Come on!
Come on!
Get over here, man!
- Yeah, go get him!
- Watch it!
Hey, come here,
you little con artist!
There are no gold watches,
no gold necklaces!
We'll get ya!
We got him now!
Understand... you're messing
with my little brother.
Don't tell me. They couldn't
fit the key in the lock?
- There were no lockers.
- And your map was crap.
So there's only one place
this thing's gonna fit.
And it ain't Mrs. Duke's supply closet.
Come on!
Where you going?
Hey, what are you kids
doing in there?
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