Kavkazskaya plennitsa, ili Novye priklyucheniya Shurika (Kidnapping Caucassian Style) Page #3

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You see Iife through the windows of

my personaI automobiIe.

fuIfiIIed the pIan in meat and wooI?

Don't mix up your own sheep

with those ofthe State.

By the way,

my dear DzhabraiI,

I'm pIaced here to keep a watch

over the State's interests.

Sit down for now.

Where were we...

- Twenty sheep.

- Twenty five.

Twenty.

I'II aIso give you a refrigerator...

A certificate of merit...

- And a free trip somepIace...

- To Siberia.

- AII right.

- AII right.

Let's see now.

The bridegroom agrees...

Her reIatives agree, too.

But... the bride herseIf...

Yes, young peopIe today are brought

up badIy, yes, badIy.

They have siIIy views

on marriage.

Why must we ask her opinion?

Put a sack over her and... whoosh!

That's a good idea.

A very good idea.

But I can't be part of it.

Don't worry.

It'II be done by outsiders.

- Yes, and not from around here.

- Trust me.

Dancing SchooI. Price based on tariff.

Tariff:
1 rubIe.

This is the twist, not the Iezghinka.

Watch me again.

With your right toe,

you crush the butt of a cigarette.

Like this.

Another butt...

you crush with your Ieft toe.

Now you crush both butts.

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Tariff:
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MuItiboard Game. Price based on

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You Iost.

- You soId her?

- None ofyour business!

Wait a minute... weII...

I bet it passes...

A bit to my right...

There.

Forward!

The sheep in the stabIe,

the fridge in the house.

Where are you going?

Get back in the house.

You won't get away with this.

- Kidnapping such a wonderfuI girI...

- An athIete, a KomsomoI member...

By the way,

in my town a man kidnapped

a girI who was a Party member.

Shurik, you're making

a great deaI of progress.

- Oh, it's nothing at aII.

- Nothing at aII?

ReaI nothing. I was secured.

WeII, I'II have to give you

a harder task.

What is it?

Hop into your sIeeping bag.

As quick as possibIe.

- Just a second. We'II time it.

- Right.

WeII, get ready. On your mark...

Go!

Time!

Are you going to sIeep standing?

I'm timing you.

Watch out!

Shurik! Stay where you are!

I'II save you!

There're two ofthem.

- The third one's got a taiI...

- Don't count the donkey.

- The second one is one too many.

- A witness.

And what if...

- We can't murder him.

- We'd better wait.

Right, we'II wait.

You deaI.

- What is this? Is it foIkIore?

- No, it's a student song.

A song about bears.

- It couIdn't be usefuI to you.

- It can. It's students' foIkIore.

Come on, sing it.

AII right, Iisten.

Somewhere in a distant corner,

In the frozen North,

Bears rub their bodies

Against the axis of Earth.

Passing by them are eras,

SIeeping are the seas ice-bound.

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