Kate & Leopold Page #3
I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge
and took a walk in 1876 today.
grandpa around old New York.
Are you listening?
Avidly.
This here's the twist, Kate.
Here's the kicker.
What's the kicker?
He followed me home.
Yes.
The Viscount of Buffalo.
No, he's not a viscount.
Viscou... Duke of Buffalo.
No, no, the Duke of Albany.
...Albany followed you home
through a crack in time.
He's a brilliant engineer.
He patented
the counterweight pulley.
He invented the elevator,
for Christ's sake.
You know what, Stuart?
You know what?
I'm not your girlfriend anymore.
I haven't been
You can tell me the truth.
I am telling you
the truth, Kate.
You can tell me you went
and picked up a transvestite
in Times Square.
I don't care.
You know what, Kate?
This is it, right here.
This is it, in a nutshell.
Our downfall.
You never-- not once--
believed in me.
Oh, I did, Stuart.
I did, for four years.
And I got burnt.
Okay, you want to know
who he is?
I'll tell you who he is.
He is a hacker.
High end. English.
I know him from Columbia.
He's in town for the Mac Expo
at the Javits.
We went out, got a little sloppy
on Guinness
and he passed out on my couch.
And that's the truth?
Mm-hmm. That's the truth.
Okay? Are you happy now?
Is that plausible enough
for you and your little
focus group?
You know what, Stuart?
I blew my best years on you.
Those were your best?
Look...
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
You'll get your Pilot
in the morning.
Orange alert.
Oh!
Otis!
Otis!
Bart, stop!
It's okay.
-It's okay.
-Where am l?
Well, um, there's not
an easy explanation for that.
If it's a ransom you seek,
my uncle won't pay a cent.
Except, perhaps, for my demise.
No. no. You're not
being kidnapped.
Bart, quiet!
I can scarcely see,
thanks to your spray.
My eyes feel like
Steak au Poivre.
So I ask you again,
where the hell am I?!
As far as I'm concerned,
you might be Jack the Ripper!
And you would have me believe
that I'm being detained
at present in the hereafter?
The time to come?
Yes.
Bart, quiet!
He needs a walk.
And you would
have me believe
that you are my progeny
product of a marriage unmade.
Yes.
Oh, and you
would have me believe
that you have found
a crack in time.
You, of all people,
should understand.
I mean, you're a scientist.
You invented the elevator.
What is an elevator?
What the hell
are you talk...
Where the hell am I?!
I told you--
you haven't
actually gone anywhere.
You're still in New York.
That, sir,
is not New York!
I'm afraid it is.
No, Kate.
Hello. Hello there.
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