K-9: P.I. Page #3

I was wondering if anybody could lend,

you know, one of your own

two hundred bucks to see me through

this difficult transition to retirement.

It would be, you know, a great

opportunity for you, now, to say so.

Anybody?

You still got your PI license, don't you?

- Yeah.

- So use that.

Terrific. What am I gonna

live on in the meantime?

- What are you doing, fella?

- (Jerry Lee whines)

- Hey, what about breeding Jerry Lee?

- Pimp Jerry Lee?

- Yeah.

- I can't. He's a champion police dog.

People are looking for decorated sires

like Jerry Lee all the time.

I hear you can get $1500 a pop.

1500 bucks a pop?

Hello! Hi! Dog owners?

Dog owners? Hi!

Uh... Any of you looking to breed,

you know, for puppies...

Cute little puppies? You know,

the cute little furry things?

I got a champion dog right here.

Here's the dad, right here.

He is a stud. And... and he's hot to breed.

Hey there, handsome. Looking to stud?

Oh, uh... I'm sorry,

I think you have the wrong idea.

- I was just talking to your dog.

- Oh!

Jerry! Uh, I'm sorry.

- Maurice Charles. Professional breeder.

- Oh.

This is Champion.

He thinks he's a big dog.

Breeder, huh? That's great. I'm Thomas

Dooley. This is my dog Jerry Lee.

Oh! Please! Mr Tough Guy, huh?

- Yeah, well, he's a big one.

- He's got remarkable structure.

- And just the loveliest markings.

- Thank you very much.

- Does he have his papers?

- Uh, papers?

- American Kennel Club, Schutzen titles?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. I got papers.

I mean, this is a champion police dog.

- A-1. I mean, decorated dog.

- You don't say!

- A stud! He's a stud!

- You should come by my place.

- Say around... three?

- Three?

- I've some clients you should meet.

- That'd be great.

- Let's go poop.

- Thank you, Maurice.

Did you hear that? I don't care

what you think. This is non-negotiable.

- Did you bring the chips?

- They're at home in my safe.

Oh, yeah? All of 'em?

Including the alpha?

You surprise me, Frankie.

When did you take

an interest in computers?

About the minute I heard you were

having a problem at the lab, Mr Thyer.

Don't worry about it.

It's being handled.

Good. Because my client doesn't like risk.

You got till the end of the week.

After that, no deal.

Tell your client

he'll get his precious microchips,

but the price just doubled

for his lack of faith.

Mr Dooley.

- Mr Dooley?

- Yes.

- Yes. Maurice, how are you?

- Hi.

- What a lovely home you have here.

- Thank you.

It set you back a few bucks, huh?

Detective Dooley, I'd like you to meet

Jack and Jackie Von Jarvis,

- and their b*tch Jacqueline.

- How do you do?

- Great, thanks.

- Hello. Alert you a pretty dog!

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