K-911 Page #3

- Okay, I'm g onna increase

the speed and incline.

- Why ?

[ Thuds ]

Well, that's the standard

test for canines, Detective.

Oh.

[ Jerry Lee Whining ]

What ?

I can hold the handrail.

H umans can hold the handrail.

All right,

all right, all right.

Have you noticed

any chang es in him ?

Yeah, he doesn't chase

the little chuck wag on across

the kitchen floor anymore.

Any loss of hearing

or smell ?

Well, that depends on

what you mean by ''any.''

Well, maybe sometimes,

a little bit.

Well, there's nothing

wrong with your dog.

Really ?

He's just suffering

from the effects of aging.

You should slow

him down a bit.

Why ?

Would you send

your grandfather out

to try and do your job ?

I wouldn't send my grandfather

to microwave popcorn.

So why would you

send out Jerry Lee ?

'Cause my grandfather's too old.

- So is Jerry Lee.

- What do you mean ?

Look at him. He looks great.

Do you know that

do gs are leading long er

and healthier lives these days ?

Where did you hear that ?

Seminar. At night.

I try to better myself.

Oh, you're trying

to better yourself ?

Maybe you should g et a checkup.

You've g ot high blood pressure.

Your face is bright red.

That is

a drinking problem !

Well, what do you know ?

You're a vet.

You both need to be

on special diets.

The same one ?

No. You should be on

a low-fat, low-sodium diet.

The dog needs to be

on a senior maintenance

meal plan.

[ Whining )

What the hell's that ?

Lamb and rice

for older dogs.

It might give him some

flatulence for a week or so,

but nothing to worry about.

[ Sighs )

Nothing for you to worry about.

I g otta live with the damn dog.

You trying to be funny ?

No.

I forg ot my wallet,

so can I write a check ?

Do I g et

any free samples ?

[ Jerry Lee Whining ]

Senior maintenance.

Hey, your day.

You checked out great.

You just, uh--

You're out of shape.

[ Whines )

C ome out here

on the floor

Let's rock some more

C ome out here

on the floor

Honey, let's rock some more

[ Vomiting )

Now, when you g et out here

Don't you have no fear

Put your hands on your hips

Come on. Let's g o.

And let your backbone slip

And work out

Ahh, my mama moved up

First step

Honey moved back

Second step

Shuffle to the left

Third step

Travel to the ri ght

Come on. Let's jump.

Now it's plain to see

You put a hurtin'on me

But it's a natural fact

Hah, I like it like that

So work out

Yeah, baby, work out

[ Barking )

Work it, baby

Work it out

Baby, work out

Work it, baby

Work it out

Aah, baby, work out

Work it, baby, work it out

Shout and tell

It's comin'out

Work it, baby

Work out

Work out, work out

Work out, work out

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