Just Friends Page #4

- Ron, you're an a**hole

You guys are a**holes,

You're a**holes.

She's all yours.

Chris!

Hey!

I can't hear you, Samantha.

I can't hear you, Samantha.

- Can't hear you.

- Oh.

Oh, light bulb.

There you go.

Oh my God,

I don't believe it!

God, I've missed you.

Oh... okay.

Wait a minute. Are you here

because you miss me,

or are you just here because your

boss wants to sign me?

Both?

That's cool.

Guess I missed you too.

God, I want to lick

your skin off!

- I prefer you didn't.

- But I want to.

Don't.

Ow!

Ooh, you're gonna get it.

You're gonna get it, baby.

- I don't want it.

- Bad kitty. Meow, meow.

- Okay.

- Oh! Listen, what're you doing

- over the holidays?

- I'm going to Santa Barbara...

'Cause Paris is throwing

a Christmas bash in Paris.

Okay, Paris isn't

gonna work for...

I'm gonna call my assistant

and we're gonna go tonight.

We can work and play.

Mreow.

Oh my God! I just wrote a new song.

You have to hear it!

This one's called

"Forgiveness."

Ahem.

Forgiveness

Forgiveness

Is more than

saying sorry

To forgive is divine

So let's have

a glass of wine

And have makeup sex

Until the end of

Time time time time

Time

Time.

So what did you

you think?

Ah!

I mean, my God!

Oh my God,

you're sweet.

- What is that?

- This is a taser gun.

My publicist gave it to me

to ward off stalkers.

Bam!

Ha ha ha!

Ooh, ahi tuna.

- You want some? Yummy yummy.

- I'll pass.

Ahi!

Oh, I'm so glad

KC got us back together.

Yeah, you're awful.

Hey, I have a great idea.

What if on our way to Paris

we stop off in Ireland

and find out

where U2 lives?

What if we got someone

like Bono to sing backup?

I'd be all...

Forgiveness is the way,

and he'd go, Forgiveness every day

only all Bono-y.

Wouldn't that

be amazing?

Ah! What if I added

more vibrato?

Forgiveness

Is more than

sayin' sorry

To forgive is divine

So let's have

a glass of...

Okay. Who's the genius

behind this?

The container said

"microwavable."

But the aluminum

foil wasn't.

Well, I'm not supposed to worry

about stuff like that.

I'm the talent.

Daddy, we're down.

Not exactly warm

out here, is it?

- How long till we're airborne again?

- Nice plane!

- Not till tomorrow.

- Ah, terrific. Where are we?

Not happy!

We're on a private field

an hour outside of Trenton.

Jersey?

We're in New Jersey?

Hey, wait a minute.

Am I being Punk'd?

Where's Ashton?

Ha!

Ashton!

Oh my God!

Ha ha.

You totally got me!

Ashton?

I love it that you're taking me home

to meet your mom.

Was this one of your

clever little plans?

Yes. I planned you

setting the plane on fire.

Surprise!

Ow!

Oh, my little boy.

Be right down.

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