Just Friends Page #2
an accomplice.
Guilty as charged.
You know, in some cultures
they'd spank you for that.
Oh, I love to travel.
- Chris Brander.
- I'm Mandy.
Of course you are. You know,
I know a song called "Mandy."
Oh!
He shoots, he scores.
- Nice, nice!
- Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander!
You're the bad bunny.
No. No, that's you.
You're the bad bunny.
Yeah.
Okay, that's enough
out of you.
Next time you call me,
you call me collect.
Okay. Bye-bye.
- So how'd it go last night?
- Home by 10:
00.Pants off in front
of the computer by 10:01.
Nice. What about Sheila?
Are you making any headway?
We'll see. I'm taking her
to lunch today...
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa.
Don't... don't do that.
- Okay? Don't do lunch.
- Why?
That's like the express lane
to the friend zone.
What the hell's
the friend zone?
See when a girl decides
that you're her friend,
you're no longer
a dating option.
You become a complete
non-sexual entity in her eyes,
like her brother.
Or a lamp.
I don't want
to be a lamp.
Yeah. Well, then don't be
her friend, okay?
Oh. Take that guy,
for example.
- You mean that couple?
- No no no.
No, I mean the guy that
wishes they were a couple.
- What is your point?
- My point is...
call Sheila, Ray.
Call her right now.
Move your day date
to tonight.
Play the entire thing aloof and no matter
what you do, kiss her at the end.
- 'Cause friends don't kiss.
- All right. "Aloof."
Hi.
- Straight to voicemail.
- Ouch.
Hope you're not too late.
You may already be girlfriends.
- Really? How will I know?
- Look. It doesn't matter, okay?
If you feel yourself
going there, walk away.
Where'd you come up
with this theory?
Some chick f'd me up
in high school bad.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse you!
I saw you flirting
with me out there.
How could you do
that to your boyfriend?
Who, him?
We're just friends.
Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I
wouldn't do that.
No, I'm driving
through a tunnel.
Okay. One second here.
Hey, Francine, you look great.
- Thanks.
- That color really brings out your legs.
Hey, I don't even know you.
Yeah. Ho-ho-ho.
That's great.
Merry Christmas.
I can still see it.
I can still... rub harder!
Don't dab at it!
Rub it.
Rub, rub it, rub it!
Look, honestly, these pants
make me look fat?
- Well...
- You're fired!
- What?
- I'm kidding.
Ho-ho-ho! Who's got
a Christmas present?
I do.
How you doing, boss?
Merry Christmas.
- I look fat in these pants?
- Hell no.
Excellent! So you're
seeing your family
- for the holidays.
- Well, as a matter of fact...
- Wait. You want anything?
- No.
Go! Wait.
- Family.
- Parents are separated.
- Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so...
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