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Champagne Silk.

It goes down real easy.

Sounds great.

Sauerkraut is, without question,

the superfood of the future.

Daddy!

Hi, everyone.

- Hey, Joanne.

- Joanne.

Mark, can I have

a private word with you, please?

Joanne, get back in the car.

Your kids need you.

You are coming home this instant!

Would you shut them up, please?

Tommy, no!

Those kids have got germs!

Get them out of this room!

As we all know, family gatherings

can be quite taxing at times,

but everything in Trona was taxing...

that was nothin' new.

Dirk and his posse,

for some time,

had a hold on most things in town...

but lately, it seemed that hold

was getting closer

and closer to home for Ray.

Afternoon, Spoonie.

Toll road.

How's that?

Five bucks to pass.

You're joshin', right?

Do I look like I'm joshin' you, retard?

Five bones or I beat the crap

out of your kid every day next week.

Don't hurt my boy, you hear?

He never did anything to you.

Good call, Ray-gay.

I might kick his ass

anyhow just for fun.

Dirk! Hey, Dirk!

Why you keep hounding me, woman?

I'm working on my bike.

Can't you see that?

All you guys shut your mouths

and go in the house before...

Kid's a modern-day

Charles Manson.

You ever notice

how Dirk gets all them chicks?

He ain't as good-looking

as me, is he?

He's got the devil in him, Ed.

Who cares when you're

that successful?

Who wants dessert?

Dessert?

What a nice twist.

Oh, I don't think

we have anything.

I was just interested

to see who might be...

interested.

I'll have a look anyway.

Hey, Dad, could we

go get my rocks off tonight?

Son, I don't like that kind of talk.

You know better than that.

You keep saying you're going

to take me and never deliver.

You're just a bullshit artist.

Who's an artist?

Guess what I found in the freezer?

What do you say

to your mother, son?

Gee, thanks, Ma.

This looks delicious.

Now, Betsy's wasn't exactly

where Ray had hoped Eddie

would lose his virtue,

but Ray still owed his son

a graduation present

and decided it was probably

as good a gift as any.

Evening, ladies.

What can we do for you, sugar?

This here's my son Ed.

Need to get his cherry popped.

I don't want that on my head.

But he's a good, clean kid, honest.

$50 for the full treatment,

and I'll be real gentle.

Can't I have 'em both?

Let's not get ahead

of ourselves, son.

Can you do $35?

That's all I got.

Yeah, okay.

Meet me around the corner

at the Aloha, room 107.

Give me a ten-minute head start.

You sure this is

how you want to lose it, honey?

Don't worry about me, blood.

Just lay back and enjoy the ride.

Sh*t, I might have to watch this.

Appreciate it, ma'am.

Any time you wanna come back...

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