Jungle Master Page #3

- Ahh.

- ( Rainie giggles )

Now you're another year older.

It warms my heart to see

how much you've grown.

Do I hear someone's belly growling?

- Blue, are you hungry?

- Only for the last hour or so.

- Then let's eat, come on.

- Yeah.

Rainie, you too.

You can have your fill

of anything on the table.

You're too polite to eat without

permission, not like some folks.

Hey, don't complain, buddy.

Listen, messing with you is fun.

- I've noticed that. Fun time is over.

- It's just begun.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Huh?

Guess I showed you. Say what?

Think you're the best eater?

My chopsticks will

leave you in the dust.

( Both grunting )

Time! Thank you.

Those monsters... Were they dinosaurs?

Both:
What?

Now I don't know what you ran into,

but I can assure you

they weren't dinosaurs.

They may have looked

like dinosaurs to you,

- but they weren't.

- Are dinosaurs some kind of pets?

They couldn't have been, because

you're not on earth anymore.

What? Not earth anymore?

Then where are we?

Mm.

There goes the last of the dinner.

We're on the jungle planet.

Not that long ago,

I found a dimensional portal

between here and the earth.

I traveled here to study

the native species.

You can go home in three days.

- Really?

- Don't send me back.

- There's nothing there for me.

- No family?

Robot:
Attention, group picture.

Say "cheese."

- Limburger.

- Cheddar.

Swiss?

Oh, I'm in the middle of a cell test.

Go to bed as soon as

the cake is finished.

Don't forget, save me some.

And whether you like it or not, when

the portal opens in three days,

I'm sending you back to earth.

Boss:
And then this fool had the nerve

to question my judgment in regards

to the direction of the company.

Once this new strain of DNA is in place,

he won't dare open his mouth.

We'll be so successful, I'll banish him

to our branch office in Siberia.

So when can I expect

to have this DNA avail...?

How often have I told you this?

Stop disturbing me.

It won't be long. I'm nearly there.

Yes, yes. What's that?

You say you're almost finished?

I knew it! You're a genius, doctor!

Let's see. A dash of iodine

mixed with a free agent.

And now a sprinkle of sodium chloride.

That was more than a sprinkle,

but whatever.

Oh, it's reacting.

Aha!

That tastes like success. It's perfect.

I am a genius! I did it! Yes! Aha!

You did it?

We did it! We did it!

You're the greatest

scientist in history!

It's amazing. This hot sauce

- will take over the world of condiments.

- What?

You made hot sauce?

That's your experiment?

- Oh, boy, what a breakthrough.

- Hey, zip it.

Are you completely out of your mind?

You fraud.

The reason you got funded

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